itt bad jokes

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

My friend is all mixed up, his feet run and his nose smells

uhhh i think u told it wrong

[Houdini]

Women's rights.

[thezerofire]

What's the difference between pizza and a Jew?

[spoiler]Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.[/spoiler]
lol thats fukd up

I lol'd

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?



you would too if your name was saaluseoihheif

[Selkie]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

She was a woman.

[Wrench]

Women's rights.

lol

[CHAOS66]

Santa, the Easter Bunny, and a smart blond on a sinking boat who survives?

None, they don't exist.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

how do you catch a unique rabbit

[spoiler]u-nique up on him[/spoiler]
lmao lololollolo

[The artist formally known]

uhhh i think u told it wrong

caterpie;

[LCK]

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

[spoiler]I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

heard that from kaz a long time ago. something like that
gooncamp;[/spoiler]

There's an Indian/Native American sitting at a bar. A gay man walks up and sits by the Indian. The gay man sits there for a while, then asks the Indian if he wants a hand job or a blow job. Naturally, the Indian kicked his ass out of the bar.
The Indian sat back down, and the bartender asks "What the hell did he do?"
The Indian replies "That son of a bitch offered me a job"

[spoiler]the indian could be easily be replaced by a black guy
[/spoiler]

[Samus Aran]

so this guy has like chapped lips so he like rubs his face in this horse's ass and this other guy is like wtf man y u do that and so he responds so i don't lick my lips lol