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General => The Lobby => Topic started by: Andrew1911 on November 29, 2007, 10:19:31 PM

Title: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Andrew1911 on November 29, 2007, 10:19:31 PM
Finally, the truth will be unveiled on the day when Riosan and Silverhawk were both demodded. The mods and admins came up with some bullshit story that the two tried to prank the mods. I hold in my hands the tapes from their super duper secret taped conversations. Finally... All will be revealed.
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Daddy on November 29, 2007, 10:22:55 PM
hey weren't you mod at that time
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Andrew1911 on November 29, 2007, 10:23:39 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 29, 2007, 10:22:55 PM
hey weren't you mod at that time


How do you think I got the tapes, you fool? Finally, I will take down this corrupt adminstration once and for all! My rebellion shall reign supreme!
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: The artist formally known on November 29, 2007, 10:26:07 PM
hey you cant psot that!

oh god why wont it let me edit or delete thi shtread

fuck man, i loved you lawlz and all of the others, i think this is the end. i love you guys, sorry it had to happen
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Samus Aran on November 29, 2007, 10:33:01 PM
I've seen things...things not even you would believe, Andrew...the Admin CP holds more secrets than anyone should ever know...
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Daddy on November 29, 2007, 10:35:47 PM
Milad had to be silenced.
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Houdini on November 29, 2007, 10:51:25 PM
I really have no clue as to what's going on this thread.
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Andrew1911 on November 29, 2007, 11:00:22 PM
Here's the taped conversation between JMV, Reaper, and Lawlz. WARNING: If you are pregnant, do not read unless you want retard, premature baby.

Reaper: Ah... Gentlemen... I have called you all here today to discuss with you a problem...

JMV: Is it Miladmaan? Cause I think we shoud deadmin him and...

[Insert sqishy stabbing noise]

OH, GOD, MY EYE! WHAT DID YOU DO?

Reaper: I threw a pen in it. Here's a tissue to wipe the ink off. Hurry before the ink goes into your cornea. Now, Silverhawk and Riosan have discovered something troubling...

Lawlz: IS IT BOOBIES? OH, WHAT THE FUCK?

[Slice is heard]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY PENIS? OH, GOD, WHERE IS IT?

Reaper: It's gone now. I chopped it off and threw it out the window. Shut up and let me finish or I won't let you be part of the deal. All of the current mods and other adminstrators besides you two and myself are going to be safe. Now... Here is what happened. Damn, JMV, that ink really spreaded fast. Anyway, Riosan and Silverhawk have come into contact with aliens. Thankfully, I was able to find the PMs between them and the aliens. To make sure Riosan and Silverhawk did not tell the secret, I killed them and spreaded a false story about them being demodded and banned for planning a trick. The truth is aliens are coming to the nation of Boyah. Only... This time...

They're taking over Boyah secretly. They'll be subtle about it. Posting rarely but more and more and more will come until... They have become Boyah. Thankfully, they decided to let us three be slave owners and live among the aliens safely. I have chosen two slaves to have fight and kill for my pleasure... Haunted and Unwelcome. You two are free to choose your own slaves. I can guess which ones you two are going to pick. You can thank me now by kneeling and kissing my feet.

[Various feet kissing noises heard]

Later on, the body of Unwelcome was found with the blood of Haunted found nearby. We can only assume that Reaper had the two fight to the death and Haunted was the bigger and better retard.
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Andrew1911 on November 29, 2007, 11:09:52 PM
WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE!
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: The artist formally known on November 29, 2007, 11:19:06 PM
hAUNTED DEFEATED ME? oH GOW WHAT THE FUCK
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Daddy on November 29, 2007, 11:19:43 PM
Quote from: reefer on November 29, 2007, 11:19:06 PM
hAUNTED DEFEATED ME? oH GOW WHAT THE FUCK
i see you had a caps lock on

o gow
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: mariofreak on November 29, 2007, 11:25:11 PM
i was brainwashed i swear
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: The artist formally known on November 29, 2007, 11:31:18 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 29, 2007, 11:19:43 PM
i see you had a caps lock on

o gow
actually I first had it on, then noticed it was on and still typed it out with knowing so
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Andrew1911 on November 29, 2007, 11:31:36 PM
Quote from: reefer on November 29, 2007, 11:19:06 PM
hAUNTED DEFEATED ME? oH GOW WHAT THE FUCK


u fail at reading :|
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: The artist formally known on November 29, 2007, 11:33:02 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on November 29, 2007, 11:31:36 PM
u fail at reading :|
You fail at writing

QuoteReaper had the two fight to the death
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Andrew1911 on November 29, 2007, 11:36:20 PM
Quote from: reefer on November 29, 2007, 11:33:02 PM
You fail at writing



the two would be unwwelcomed and haunted who i already mentioned you would have fight for your pleasure

again you fail at reading
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: The artist formally known on November 29, 2007, 11:36:43 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on November 29, 2007, 11:36:20 PM
the two would be unwwelcomed and haunted who i already mentioned you would have fight for your pleasure

again you fail at reading
you could at least have writen it beter fagtet
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: mariofreak on November 29, 2007, 11:37:31 PM
write more
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Andrew1911 on November 29, 2007, 11:38:34 PM
Quote from: reefer on November 29, 2007, 11:36:43 PM
you could at least have writen it beter fagtet


you could have at least not been a dumbass fagot

also this story is done

gimme more suggestions
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Samus Aran on November 30, 2007, 12:11:40 AM
Quote from: reefer on November 29, 2007, 11:33:02 PM
You fail at writing



You fail at comprehension. He means that he had your two cronies fight to the death. It's very simple. I don't know how you could've misunderstood.
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: Andrew1911 on November 30, 2007, 09:43:26 AM
Quote from: Speedykaz on November 30, 2007, 12:11:40 AM
You fail at comprehension. He means that he had your two cronies fight to the death. It's very simple. I don't know how you could've misunderstood.


reaper is dumb
Title: Re: THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 30, 2007, 11:20:25 AM
Wait, you aren't Kevin Trudeau  psyduck;

anyways, you should right a biography on someone