THE TRUE STORY THE MODS DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!

[Andrew1911]

Finally, the truth will be unveiled on the day when Riosan and Silverhawk were both demodded. The mods and admins came up with some bullshit story that the two tried to prank the mods. I hold in my hands the tapes from their super duper secret taped conversations. Finally... All will be revealed.

[Daddy]

hey weren't you mod at that time

[Andrew1911]

hey weren't you mod at that time

How do you think I got the tapes, you fool? Finally, I will take down this corrupt adminstration once and for all! My rebellion shall reign supreme!

[The artist formally known]

hey you cant psot that!

oh god why wont it let me edit or delete thi shtread

fuck man, i loved you lawlz and all of the others, i think this is the end. i love you guys, sorry it had to happen

[Samus Aran]

I've seen things...things not even you would believe, Andrew...the Admin CP holds more secrets than anyone should ever know...

[Daddy]

Milad had to be silenced.

[Houdini]

I really have no clue as to what's going on this thread.

[Andrew1911]

Here's the taped conversation between JMV, Reaper, and Lawlz. WARNING: If you are pregnant, do not read unless you want retard, premature baby.

Reaper: Ah... Gentlemen... I have called you all here today to discuss with you a problem...

JMV: Is it Miladmaan? Cause I think we shoud deadmin him and...

[Insert sqishy stabbing noise]

OH, GOD, MY EYE! WHAT DID YOU DO?

Reaper: I threw a pen in it. Here's a tissue to wipe the ink off. Hurry before the ink goes into your cornea. Now, Silverhawk and Riosan have discovered something troubling...

Lawlz: IS IT BOOBIES? OH, WHAT THE FUCK?

[Slice is heard]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY PENIS? OH, GOD, WHERE IS IT?

Reaper: It's gone now. I chopped it off and threw it out the window. Shut up and let me finish or I won't let you be part of the deal. All of the current mods and other adminstrators besides you two and myself are going to be safe. Now... Here is what happened. Damn, JMV, that ink really spreaded fast. Anyway, Riosan and Silverhawk have come into contact with aliens. Thankfully, I was able to find the PMs between them and the aliens. To make sure Riosan and Silverhawk did not tell the secret, I killed them and spreaded a false story about them being demodded and banned for planning a trick. The truth is aliens are coming to the nation of Boyah. Only... This time...

They're taking over Boyah secretly. They'll be subtle about it. Posting rarely but more and more and more will come until... They have become Boyah. Thankfully, they decided to let us three be slave owners and live among the aliens safely. I have chosen two slaves to have fight and kill for my pleasure... Haunted and Unwelcome. You two are free to choose your own slaves. I can guess which ones you two are going to pick. You can thank me now by kneeling and kissing my feet.

[Various feet kissing noises heard]

Later on, the body of Unwelcome was found with the blood of Haunted found nearby. We can only assume that Reaper had the two fight to the death and Haunted was the bigger and better retard.

[Andrew1911]

WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE!

[The artist formally known]

hAUNTED DEFEATED ME? oH GOW WHAT THE FUCK

[Daddy]

hAUNTED DEFEATED ME? oH GOW WHAT THE FUCK

i see you had a caps lock on

o gow

[mariofreak]

i was brainwashed i swear

[The artist formally known]

i see you had a caps lock on

o gow

actually I first had it on, then noticed it was on and still typed it out with knowing so

[Andrew1911]

hAUNTED DEFEATED ME? oH GOW WHAT THE FUCK

u fail at reading

[The artist formally known]

u fail at reading

You fail at writing

Reaper had the two fight to the death