I casually walked into the GameStop at the Mall today for the Wii Zapper and I came across two kids that were about 14/15 years old. They didn't interfere with my rummage until they said "epic fail". This caught my attention but I did not turn around, then I heard "epic win" and that was when I turned around and saw two kids wearing unusually dark clothes with hoodies that had either chocolate or shit stains on them. Both were staring blankly at the screeen with no emotion.
I stood there watching them for another familiar term, and I heard "lulz". That was when I tried to check if they were 4chan-frequenters despite the fact that they overdid it and kind of forced the lingo by asking them "is this Battletoads?" however they didn't answer. They were fighting the giant raging beetle boss, and so I tried to check if they browsed 4chan again by asking them what its "power level" was and again no answer.
After twenty minutes of playing and listening to their retardedly forced internet lingo, I almost began to like them. As they left after one looked at his shitty phone and said "dude, let's go get our seats", they promptly placed the remotes down and left. On their way out, I couldn't help but hear them say "what a shi- stupid game". I quickly rejoindered with "no, it isn't" from behind and one turned back and said "yeah it sucks".
It sickens my soul to see our youth think our great Mario was designed for "four-year-olds". May a plague exterminate their friends and family, and may the great emperor the internet feast upon their limbs.
Sounds like they were Gaiafags.
Personally, I wouldn't have bothered acknowledging their existance, let alone ask them stupid Internet Fad Questions.
My Gamestops didn't have any zappers. ;_;
I hate it when people say Internet memes in real life. Or acronyms.
And for insulting Mario, lock them in the cell!
Wow, what retards.
Quote from: Kingoftherings on November 24, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Personally, I wouldn't have bothered acknowledging their existance, let alone ask them stupid Internet Fad Questions.
I wasn't asking them meme questions, I was making references in order to check which part of the internet they were from.
I hate people like that. myface;
Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 24, 2007, 05:44:19 PM
not a verb
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rejoinder
Oh yeah, well I made it a verb.
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 24, 2007, 05:45:37 PM
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rejoinder
Oh yeah, well I made it a verb.
uh why the link
don't you mean you verbed it
I love the 12 year olds on Yahoo Answers that say Super Mario Galaxy and the Wii as a whole is a "shitty little kids system. PS3 is powerful."
Also, that's not how you test for a regular fourchun goer, dumbass. Any little retard on the internet uses and abuses those "memes." "Itty bitty baby" never fails to truly prove if someone is a /b/rother or not.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 24, 2007, 05:48:02 PM
Also, that's not how you test for a regular fourchun goer, dumbass. Any little retard on the internet uses and abuses those "memes." "Itty bitty baby" never fails to truly prove if someone is a /b/rother or not.
WELL EXCUSE ME
Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 24, 2007, 05:46:49 PM
uh why the link
linkety link psyduck;
Ps3 is powerful, it's mostly untapped, and even then, Sony is all about Audio.
Wii, well...
I don't know, I think Nintendo has lost their way in the past bit.
I would have knifed those fucks though. I can't stand emos, furries, or /b/tards. Reason for all.
thats fail
Lol, newfags.
Wait, back it up.
Why the fuck were you getting a Wii zapper?
Quote from: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on November 24, 2007, 08:54:59 PM
Wait, back it up.
Why the fuck were you getting a Wii zapper?
I had twenty dollar bills coming out of my ass and I wanted Link's Crossbow training.
You shoulda beat their asses.
How dare they not appreciate the games that were designed for them to look back on years from now and see how great their childhood was.
Instead they probably play bland and non-memory-making games like Halo
Quote from: Super Mario Galaxy on November 25, 2007, 12:11:44 PM
Instead they probably play bland and non-memory-making games like Halo
So no one in the world remembers playing Halo?
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on November 25, 2007, 01:39:50 PM
So no one in the world remembers playing Halo?
What the hell is "Halo"?
also at least they weren't aero the acrobat fans
This thread reminds me of Nsider so much
AND WHICH MALL WAS THIS
So what do we discuss here? Your oh-so astute observation of two boys using internet lingo? Shut up.
Quote from: Jester on November 26, 2007, 10:14:30 AM
So what do we discuss here? Your oh-so astute observation of two boys using internet lingo? Shut up.
We're trying to remember this game that makes it impossible for people to remember it.
The Internet is what Nostradamus predicted would end the world in 2012... pseudo;
Quote from: Qualanx on November 26, 2007, 02:37:05 PM
The Internet is what Nostradamus predicted would end the world in 2012... pseudo;
Nostradamus is an idiot.
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 26, 2007, 02:39:19 PM
Nostradamus is an idiot.
Quoth he who did not beat in the skulls of the Nonbelievers.
Quote from: Qualanx on November 26, 2007, 02:43:04 PM
Quoth he who did not beat in the skulls of the Nonbelievers.
'ELLO GOOD SIR THIS IS NTDOY SPEAKING
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 26, 2007, 02:44:12 PM
'ELLO GOOD SIR THIS IS NTDOY SPEAKING
That's good for you.