retarded retards

[Feynman]

I casually walked into the GameStop at the Mall today for the Wii Zapper and I came across two kids that were about 14/15 years old. They didn't interfere with my rummage until they said "epic fail". This caught my attention but I did not turn around, then I heard "epic win" and that was when I turned around and saw two kids wearing unusually dark clothes with hoodies that had either chocolate or shit stains on them. Both were staring blankly at the screeen with no emotion.

I stood there watching them for another familiar term, and I heard "lulz". That was when I tried to check if they were 4chan-frequenters despite the fact that they overdid it and kind of forced the lingo by asking them "is this Battletoads?" however they didn't answer. They were fighting the giant raging beetle boss, and so I tried to check if they browsed 4chan again by asking them what its "power level" was and again no answer.

After twenty minutes of playing and listening to their retardedly forced internet lingo, I almost began to like them. As they left after one looked at his shitty phone and said "dude, let's go get our seats", they promptly placed the remotes down and left. On their way out, I couldn't help but hear them say "what a shi- stupid game". I quickly rejoindered with "no, it isn't" from behind and one turned back and said "yeah it sucks".

It sickens my soul to see our youth think our great Mario was designed for "four-year-olds". May a plague exterminate their friends and family, and may the great emperor the internet feast upon their limbs.

[Daddy]

Sounds like they were Gaiafags.

[Kingoftherings]

Personally, I wouldn't have bothered acknowledging their existance, let alone ask them stupid Internet Fad Questions.

[Wrench]

My Gamestops didn't have any zappers. ;_;

I hate it when people say Internet memes in real life. Or acronyms.

And for insulting Mario, lock them in the cell!

[ME##]

Wow, what retards.

[Feynman]

Personally, I wouldn't have bothered acknowledging their existance, let alone ask them stupid Internet Fad Questions.

I wasn't asking them meme questions, I was making references in order to check which part of the internet they were from.

[guff]

rejoindered

not a verb

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I hate people like that.

[Feynman]

not a verb

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rejoinder

Oh yeah, well I made it a verb.

[guff]

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rejoinder

Oh yeah, well I made it a verb.

uh why the link

don't you mean you verbed it

[ncba93ivyase]

I love the 12 year olds on Yahoo Answers that say Super Mario Galaxy and the Wii as a whole is a "shitty little kids system. PS3 is powerful."

Also, that's not how you test for a regular fourchun goer, dumbass. Any little retard on the internet uses and abuses those "memes." "Itty bitty baby" never fails  to truly prove if someone is a /b/rother or not.

[Feynman]

Also, that's not how you test for a regular fourchun goer, dumbass. Any little retard on the internet uses and abuses those "memes." "Itty bitty baby" never fails  to truly prove if someone is a /b/rother or not.

WELL EXCUSE ME

uh why the link

linkety link

[Infel]

Ps3 is powerful, it's mostly untapped, and even then, Sony is all about Audio.

Wii, well...

I don't know, I think Nintendo has lost their way in the past bit.

I would have knifed those fucks though. I can't stand emos, furries, or /b/tards. Reason for all.

[mariofreak]

thats fail

[KonohaShinobi]

Lol, newfags.