When I'm an adult, instead of ever being concerned with trying to get a fine woman, I'll just use some of my funds to go to another country. Preferable a poverty stricken Asian nation. I will walk down the streets of the filthiest towns in search of a beautiful young girl. If she is an orphan, will simply adopt her. If her parents are living, I will request they let me "give her a better shot at life," complete with at least three meals a day, a fine home in whatever country I choose to live in, and a fair education. Later on, when she's a success, I will permit her to visit her family to show how much she has progressed.
Also, whenever she's an adult, she will be my beautiful sex partner.
It'll be like a cheap Zayna with maybe some diseases. caterpie;
So basically, you're going to be Swirlface.
Quote from: Sorbet on November 12, 2007, 12:44:23 AM
So basically, you're going to be Swirlface.
explane plz
Quote from: Lawlz on November 12, 2007, 12:47:31 AM
explane plz
You are going to be a sex tourist in impoverished Asian nations, yes?
Quote from: Sorbet on November 12, 2007, 12:53:14 AM
You are going to be a sex tourist in impoverished Asian nations, yes?
Except I'll hold the sex until I raise her to be a woman. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 12, 2007, 12:57:41 AM
Except I'll hold the sex until I raise her to be a woman. caterpie;
I doubt it.
What if she gets fat and ugly by the time she's an adult?
Quote from: Lawlz on November 12, 2007, 12:42:05 AM
When I'm an adult, instead of ever being concerned with trying to get a fine woman
It's not really the matter of finding one, but getting one.
and teach her how to speak in the process
(http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Drama/MyFairAscot4.jpg)
Good idea, I think I'll try. caterpie;
36 Year old Ronald Rollins is charged on three accounts of child molestation. He allegedly kidnapped a young asian child from her home, threatened her family, and had sex with her multiple times in the family's presence. It was also noted that he took multiple baths with the victim, in which he made her do unpleasant things. There are also accounts of Rollins forcing the child to perform an act known as "AC Slatering", in which the child sits backwards on a toilet, and takes a shit.
"Must be the only way that poor bastard can shoot his glue", quoted the officer.
psyduck;
(http://johnnythemidget.com/image/molester.jpg)
Photo of Rollins and the child bathing together.
a;lsfjk
wat
Quote from: Super Mario Galaxy on November 12, 2007, 08:11:30 AM
What if she gets fat and ugly by the time she's an adult?
I'LL BE CONTROLLING EVERYTHING SHE DOES caterpie;
Quote from: James Valente on November 12, 2007, 11:00:38 AM
36 Year old Ronald Rollins is charged on three accounts of child molestation. He allegedly kidnapped a young asian child from her home, threatened her family, and had sex with her multiple times in the family's presence. It was also noted that he took multiple baths with the victim, in which he made her do unpleasant things. There are also accounts of Rollins forcing the child to perform an act known as "AC Slatering", in which the child sits backwards on a toilet, and takes a shit.
"Must be the only way that poor bastard can shoot his glue", quoted the officer.
psyduck;
(http://johnnythemidget.com/image/molester.jpg)
Photo of Rollins and the child bathing together.
a;lsfjk
wat
She looks so happy. spam;
What if she dies before reaching adulthood? :O
Quote from: James Valente on November 12, 2007, 11:00:38 AM
36 Year old Ronald Rollins is charged on three accounts of child molestation. He allegedly kidnapped a young asian child from her home, threatened her family, and had sex with her multiple times in the family's presence. It was also noted that he took multiple baths with the victim, in which he made her do unpleasant things. There are also accounts of Rollins forcing the child to perform an act known as "AC Slatering", in which the child sits backwards on a toilet, and takes a shit.
"Must be the only way that poor bastard can shoot his glue", quoted the officer.
psyduck;
(http://johnnythemidget.com/image/molester.jpg)
Photo of Rollins and the child bathing together.
a;lsfjk
wat
THAT LOOKS SO FUCKING FUN.
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 12, 2007, 12:07:35 PM
What if she dies before reaching adulthood? :O
I'LL PICK UP TWO YOUNG LOLIS.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 12, 2007, 12:39:22 PM
I'LL PICK UP TWO YOUNG LOLIS.
How do you plan on getting them back to the States?
Quote from: Lawlz on November 12, 2007, 12:39:22 PM
I'LL PICK UP TWO YOUNG LOLIS.
What if they both die? :O
Quote from: Sorbet on November 12, 2007, 12:40:18 PM
How do you plan on getting them back to the States?
i didn't say i was going to the us did i psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 12, 2007, 12:46:24 PM
i didn't say i was going to the us did i psyduck;
How do you plan on getting them out of Cambodia or whatever shithole you're taking them from?
What happens if the parents don't trust you? powerofone;
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 12, 2007, 12:56:54 PM
What happens if the parents don't trust you? powerofone;
I'll find some that do. caterpie;
Quote from: Sorbet on November 12, 2007, 12:56:05 PM
How do you plan on getting them out of Cambodia or whatever shithole you're taking them from?
A tunnel through Mars.
What if the only parents that trust you are parents of the ugly ones? caterpie;
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 12, 2007, 12:59:42 PM
What if the only parents that trust you are parents of the ugly ones? caterpie;
Then maybe he can fuck the attractive kids' parents to death or something. It doesn't really matter, the whole concept is ridiculous.