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HERE'S MY PLAN FOR THE FUTURE

Started by ncba93ivyase, November 12, 2007, 12:42:05 AM

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November 12, 2007, 12:42:05 AM Last Edit: November 12, 2007, 12:47:48 AM by Lawlz
When I'm an adult, instead of ever being concerned with trying to get a fine woman, I'll just use some of my funds to go to another country. Preferable a poverty stricken Asian nation. I will walk down the streets of the filthiest towns in search of a beautiful young girl. If she is an orphan,  will simply adopt her. If her parents are living, I will request they let me "give her a better shot at life," complete with at least three meals a day, a fine home in whatever country I choose to live in, and a fair education. Later on, when she's a success, I will permit her to visit her family to show how much she has progressed.

Also, whenever she's an adult, she will be my beautiful sex partner.

It'll be like a cheap Zayna with maybe some diseases. caterpie;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Houdini

So basically, you're going to be Swirlface.

ncba93ivyase


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Houdini

Quote from: Lawlz on November 12, 2007, 12:47:31 AM
explane plz
You are going to be a sex tourist in impoverished Asian nations, yes?

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Sorbet on November 12, 2007, 12:53:14 AM
You are going to be a sex tourist in impoverished Asian nations, yes?
Except I'll hold the sex until I raise her to be a woman. caterpie;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Houdini

Quote from: Lawlz on November 12, 2007, 12:57:41 AM
Except I'll hold the sex until I raise her to be a woman. caterpie;
I doubt it.

Selkie

What if she gets fat and ugly by the time she's an adult?

Feynman

Quote from: Lawlz on November 12, 2007, 12:42:05 AM
When I'm an adult, instead of ever being concerned with trying to get a fine woman


It's not really the matter of finding one, but getting one.

Pyrate

and teach her how to speak in the process


Kingoftherings

Good idea, I think I'll try.   caterpie;

LCK

36 Year old Ronald Rollins is charged on three accounts of child molestation. He allegedly kidnapped a young asian child from her home, threatened her family, and had sex with her multiple times in the family's presence. It was also noted that he took multiple baths with the victim, in which he made her do unpleasant things. There are also accounts of Rollins forcing the child to perform an act known as "AC Slatering", in which the child sits backwards on a toilet, and takes a shit.
"Must be the only way that poor bastard can shoot his glue", quoted the officer.

psyduck;



Photo of Rollins and the child bathing together.


a;lsfjk
wat

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Super Mario Galaxy on November 12, 2007, 08:11:30 AM
What if she gets fat and ugly by the time she's an adult?
I'LL BE CONTROLLING EVERYTHING SHE DOES caterpie;
Quote from: James Valente on November 12, 2007, 11:00:38 AM
36 Year old Ronald Rollins is charged on three accounts of child molestation. He allegedly kidnapped a young asian child from her home, threatened her family, and had sex with her multiple times in the family's presence. It was also noted that he took multiple baths with the victim, in which he made her do unpleasant things. There are also accounts of Rollins forcing the child to perform an act known as "AC Slatering", in which the child sits backwards on a toilet, and takes a shit.
"Must be the only way that poor bastard can shoot his glue", quoted the officer.

psyduck;



Photo of Rollins and the child bathing together.


a;lsfjk
wat
She looks so happy. spam;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Samus Aran

What if she dies before reaching adulthood? :O

Daddy

Quote from: James Valente on November 12, 2007, 11:00:38 AM
36 Year old Ronald Rollins is charged on three accounts of child molestation. He allegedly kidnapped a young asian child from her home, threatened her family, and had sex with her multiple times in the family's presence. It was also noted that he took multiple baths with the victim, in which he made her do unpleasant things. There are also accounts of Rollins forcing the child to perform an act known as "AC Slatering", in which the child sits backwards on a toilet, and takes a shit.
"Must be the only way that poor bastard can shoot his glue", quoted the officer.

psyduck;



Photo of Rollins and the child bathing together.


a;lsfjk
wat
THAT LOOKS SO FUCKING FUN.




ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 12, 2007, 12:07:35 PM
What if she dies before reaching adulthood? :O
I'LL PICK UP TWO YOUNG LOLIS.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

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