So me and bassir and kaz were about to be shot by an evil army of nerds.
First they came to me and said "READY, AIM..." and I screamed "TORNADO" and they turned around and I got away.
Then they went to Kaz and said "READY, AIM..." he screamed "TIDAL WAVE" and they turned around and he got away.
Then the evil army of nerds went to bassir and they said "READY, AIM..." then bassir screamed "FIRE!!!!!!" and he died
Poor bassir.... :(
and C.Mongler showed up and was like wtf y is bassir dead and he saw his korean starcraft palyers with guns and he was like wtf r u guise doin go back to work
There is always a black guy in these kinds of stories. :/:/:/
Needs moar v
What would an army of nerds want with me? And why would they individually try to shoot us?
Quote from: Bassir C. on October 30, 2007, 08:18:45 PM
What would an army of nerds want with me? And why would individually try to shoot us?
They want your intellect, of course.
Quote from: Nox on October 30, 2007, 08:18:25 PM
There is always a black guy in these kinds of stories. :/:/:/
Needs moar v
So...what do I do?
Quote from: Sorbet on October 30, 2007, 08:20:00 PM
They want your intellect, of course.
But they're already nerds.
So JMV and V and I
One day, the three of us are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one. V says, "I's been stuck here for years. I miss mah family, my girlfriend, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! V gets his wish and he is returned to his family. Then, I say, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my boyfriend, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! I get my wish and I am returned to my family. JMV starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What's the matter?" JMV whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
:|
Quote from: Sorbet on October 30, 2007, 08:36:49 PM
So JMV and V and I
One day, the three of us are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one. V says, "I's been stuck here for years. I miss mah family, my girlfriend, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! V gets his wish and he is returned to his family. Then, I say, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my boyfriend, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! I get my wish and I am returned to my family. JMV starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What's the matter?" JMV whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
:|
My friend christian told me that once powerofone;
Quote from: Psychosis link=topic=17913.msg229916#msg229916 date=1193801177
Most likely die first.
That's a given.
Quote from: Psychosis on October 30, 2007, 08:37:46 PM
My friend christian told me that once powerofone;
What a christfag. powerofone;
Quote from: Psychosis on October 30, 2007, 08:37:46 PM
My friend christian told me that once powerofone;
he must be fag becuase like bassir said christfag
I remember seeing those jokes somewhere before. caterpie;
TIDAL WAVE