K so Kaz, bassir, and I

[Himu]

So me and bassir and kaz were about to be shot by an evil army of nerds. 

First they came to me and said "READY, AIM..."  and I screamed "TORNADO" and they turned around and I got away.

Then they went to Kaz and said "READY, AIM..." he screamed "TIDAL WAVE" and they turned around and he got away.

Then the evil army of nerds went to bassir and they said "READY, AIM..." then bassir screamed "FIRE!!!!!!" and he died


Poor bassir....

[C.Mongler]

and C.Mongler showed up and was like wtf y is bassir dead and he saw his korean starcraft palyers with guns and he was like wtf r u guise doin go back to work

[Tri4se]

There is always a black guy in these kinds of stories. :/:/:/

Needs moar v

[Feynman]

What would an army of nerds want with me? And why would they individually try to shoot us?

[Himu]

What would an army of nerds want with me? And why would individually try to shoot us?

They want your intellect, of course.

[V]

There is always a black guy in these kinds of stories. :/:/:/

Needs moar v

So...what do I do?

[Feynman]

They want your intellect, of course.

But they're already nerds.

[prjuni]

So...what do I do?

Most likely die first.

[Tri4se]

Most likely die first.

So sad. emo;

[Himu]

So JMV and V and I

One day, the three of us are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one. V says, "I's been stuck here for years. I miss mah family, my girlfriend, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! V gets his wish and he is returned to his family. Then, I say, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my boyfriend, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! I get my wish and I am returned to my family. JMV starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What's the matter?" JMV whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

[prjuni]

So JMV and V and I

One day, the three of us are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one. V says, "I's been stuck here for years. I miss mah family, my girlfriend, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! V gets his wish and he is returned to his family. Then, I say, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my boyfriend, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! I get my wish and I am returned to my family. JMV starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What's the matter?" JMV whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

My friend christian told me that once

[V]

Most likely die first.

That's a given.

[Feynman]

My friend christian told me that once

What a christfag.

[Daddy]

My friend christian told me that once

he must be fag becuase like bassir said christfag

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I remember seeing those jokes somewhere before. caterpie;