Goosebumps: The Show is on Cartoon Network for an entire marathon. I love this show when I saw it in the 90s. What makes this so fucking amazing is the cheese. My favorite episode is where some old fucking crazy piano instructor is lusting after this boy's hands and tries to take them. The best part is his performance. In the hands of someone talented, it might have been an eh performance. But, in the hands of an untalented fool, it's the greatest thing ever. He screams, "HANDS! HANDS! YOUR HANDS ARE BEAUTIFUL!" constantly. It's just the best thing ever.
"Are You Afraid of the Dark?" is better. :'(
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 12:20:05 PM
"Are You Afraid of the Dark?" is better. :'(
No, that's actually good because it has actual talent in it. Goosebumps doesn't have any talent. It's just fucking hilarously awful and that alone makes it fucking awesome.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 12:21:18 PM
No, that's actually good because it has actual talent in it. Goosebumps doesn't have any talent. It's just fucking hilarously awful and that alone makes it fucking awesome.
I suppose that's true. I don't really remember most of the Goosebumps episodes from when I used to watch it...except of course The Haunted Mask...and the one with the mad scientist daddy who turned himself into some sort of plant beast or something. Also Monster Blood.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 12:24:32 PM
I suppose that's true. I don't really remember most of the Goosebumps episodes from when I used to watch it...except of course The Haunted Mask...and the one with the mad scientist daddy who turned himself into some sort of plant beast or something. Also Monster Blood.
QUICK! GO PUT IT ON!
I love how the parents are always in on everything in Goosebumps. R.L. Stine has some serious parental issues.
This episode is amazing. This kid cannot act. I love how he basically sleep walks throughout his lines.
"My name is Ricky. I wish I didn't live h... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Ere."
I don't think I ever watched the show, but my brother had a bunch of the books. They suck.
Quote from: Houdini on October 28, 2007, 12:29:12 PM
I don't think I ever watched the show, but my brother had a bunch of the books. They suck.
Well, duh. Imagine the Twilight Zone but without talent.
You have to watch the show. It takes itself so seriously that it's amazing.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 12:30:44 PM
Well, duh. Imagine the Twilight Zone but without talent.
You have to watch the show. It takes itself so seriously that it's amazing.
Is it anything like Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Quote from: Houdini on October 28, 2007, 12:32:25 PM
Is it anything like Are You Afraid of the Dark?
No. Goosebumps is just cheesy and hilarous to laugh at. It's the Wicker Man of children's horror.
lol that kid is a nerd.
Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 12:43:09 PM
lol that kid is a nerd.
I love the makeup on the reptiles. Move over, The Thing makeup artists! These guys are coming after you!
The marathon has been going since yesterday morning idiot.
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 28, 2007, 12:51:27 PM
The marathon has been going since yesterday morning idiot.
He didn't say it wasn't, idiot. psyduck;
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 12:57:51 PM
He didn't say it wasn't, idiot. psyduck;
ssh haunted isnt that bright
let him think he actually outwitted me
let him think hes actually won a battle
HOLY SHIT, THE BEST EPISODE WAS ON
Why does nearly every episode have the twist 'yeah it turns out that earth is now enslaved by aliens'. The best part was that the aliens had eyes and a mouth on the back of their heads. Amazing.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 01:08:00 PM
ssh haunted isnt that bright
let him think he actually outwitted me
let him think hes actually won a battle
If this is the greatest thing ever then why didn't you post this yesterday?
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 01:16:05 PM
HOLY SHIT, THE BEST EPISODE WAS ON
Why does nearly every episode have the twist 'yeah it turns out that earth is now enslaved by aliens'. The best part was that the aliens had eyes and a mouth on the back of their heads. Amazing.
That was on last week they have been playing goosebumps all month from 8-9 every weekday.
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on October 28, 2007, 01:18:37 PM
FUCK YES, NOW COMES THE MAGICAL TYPE WRITTER powerofone;
sounds like it shall be the most original episode yet
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 28, 2007, 01:18:08 PM
That was on last week they have been playing goosebumps all month from 8-9 every weekday.
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 01:22:31 PM
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
Then why did you make a thread about Goosebumbs if you don't give a shit about it?
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 28, 2007, 01:25:39 PM
Then why did you make a thread about Goosebumbs if you don't give a shit about it?
No, retard... No one gives a shit on how long it's been on.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 01:29:39 PM
No, retard... No one gives a shit on how long it's been on.
Well I would think if you were such a fan you would know when it is on.
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 28, 2007, 01:33:21 PM
Well I would think if you were such a fan you would know when it is on.
I do. psyduck;
Jesus Christ, you need to learn how to use your fucking brain.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 01:34:07 PM
I do. psyduck;
Jesus Christ, you need to learn how to use your fucking brain.
Dude you're retarded and not making any sense.
lol did you see how that guy was fighting the (fake) spider lol
noooo don't take my picture
noooooo aaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Remember the Creeps. spam;
Night of the living dummy
Quote from: Lawlz on October 28, 2007, 03:54:14 PM
No? spam;
No, it's on this one episode where these kids are these ugly things and the end of the episode basically says aliens take over the world
Oh, I was confused, because the commercial kept saying, "New episode of Goosebumps coming up next," so I was like, "psyduck;"
My sister used to get the VHS's from the library, and I would hide because they scared me. flower;