The greatest thing ever is on

[Andrew1911]

Goosebumps: The Show is on Cartoon Network for an entire marathon. I love this show when I saw it in the 90s. What makes this so fucking amazing is the cheese. My favorite episode is where some old fucking crazy piano instructor is lusting after this boy's hands and tries to take them. The best part is his performance. In the hands of someone talented, it might have been an eh performance. But, in the hands of an untalented fool, it's the greatest thing ever. He screams, "HANDS! HANDS! YOUR HANDS ARE BEAUTIFUL!" constantly. It's just the best thing ever.

[Samus Aran]

"Are You Afraid of the Dark?" is better. :'(

[Andrew1911]

"Are You Afraid of the Dark?" is better. :'(

No, that's actually good because it has actual talent in it. Goosebumps doesn't have any talent. It's just fucking hilarously awful and that alone makes it fucking awesome.

[Samus Aran]

No, that's actually good because it has actual talent in it. Goosebumps doesn't have any talent. It's just fucking hilarously awful and that alone makes it fucking awesome.

I suppose that's true. I don't really remember most of the Goosebumps episodes from when I used to watch it...except of course The Haunted Mask...and the one with the mad scientist daddy who turned himself into some sort of plant beast or something. Also Monster Blood.

[Andrew1911]

I suppose that's true. I don't really remember most of the Goosebumps episodes from when I used to watch it...except of course The Haunted Mask...and the one with the mad scientist daddy who turned himself into some sort of plant beast or something. Also Monster Blood.

QUICK! GO PUT IT ON!

I love how the parents are always in on everything in Goosebumps. R.L. Stine has some serious parental issues.

[Andrew1911]

This episode is amazing. This kid cannot act. I love how he basically sleep walks throughout his lines.

"My name is Ricky. I wish I didn't live h... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Ere."

[Houdini]

I don't think I ever watched the show, but my brother had a bunch of the books. They suck.

[Andrew1911]

I don't think I ever watched the show, but my brother had a bunch of the books. They suck.

Well, duh. Imagine the Twilight Zone but without talent.

You have to watch the show. It takes itself so seriously that it's amazing.

[Houdini]

Well, duh. Imagine the Twilight Zone but without talent.

You have to watch the show. It takes itself so seriously that it's amazing.

Is it anything like Are You Afraid of the Dark?

[Andrew1911]

Is it anything like Are You Afraid of the Dark?

No. Goosebumps is just cheesy and hilarous to laugh at. It's the Wicker Man of children's horror.

[Daddy]

lol that kid is a nerd.

[Andrew1911]

lol that kid is a nerd.

I love the makeup on the reptiles. Move over, The Thing makeup artists! These guys are coming after you!

[NOA_Haunted]

The marathon has been going since yesterday morning idiot.

[Samus Aran]

The marathon has been going since yesterday morning idiot.

He didn't say it wasn't, idiot.

[Andrew1911]

He didn't say it wasn't, idiot.

ssh haunted isnt that bright

let him think he actually outwitted me

let him think hes actually won a battle