http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/
jesus wub;
Hello! My name is Lambuel and I hope that we can be friends
Quote from: WrenchNinja on October 12, 2007, 07:32:46 AM
Hello! My name is Lambuel and I hope that we can be friends
poor habu the
unsaved lost count of his gods! silly habu!
mr. gruff is a grumpy old
atheist that drinks coffee!!
[move][glow=red,2,300]IF YOU SEE HIM ALERT YOUR PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY![/glow][/move]
OMFG I lol'd at the atheist part
"Spiritual Safety Tip
What should you do if you find an Atheist?
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."
LOL @ THEM INSULTING OTHER RELIGIONS
(http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-brendonlambuelskating.png)
(http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-liam.png)
(http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-jesuspourscoffee.png)
(http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-earl.png)
Quote from: steal on October 12, 2007, 10:36:38 AM
You guys do know that's fake, right?
If its fake, why are there fucking shirts? psyduck;
(http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-kevin_biology_test.png)
(http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-meandjesuslaffing.png)
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm.
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Quote from: iWolf on October 12, 2007, 10:48:29 AM
If its fake, why are there fucking shirts? psyduck;
Because you're retarded. psyduck;
Quote from: Geno. on October 12, 2007, 10:48:14 AM
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That one looks like chuck norris. a lot.
Quote from: ZGDK on October 12, 2007, 11:47:22 AM
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Satire dumbass.
(http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/lambuelmaze.png)
lol @ the bed in the bottom corner.
Aw, they make fun of that poor indian elephant. :(
I feel sick. This is immoral in itself.
I puked at the atheist part.
Another Christianity organization disgraces what they're actually supporting. psyduck;
Quote"What should you do if you find an Atheist?
Forget they're an atheist and treat him like a human. pseudo;
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
no thx
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
So, you're telling me to just have no friends whatsoever? That's basically what I'm getting from this, since many teenagers nowadays aren't Christians. So, I'm not supposed to have friends? That makes you contradict yourself; the Bible says you should have friends.
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Most Atheists I know aren't bastards, and also they haven't tricked me into anything. flower;
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
I'll witness to them whenever I damn feel like it. Which will most likely happen sometime if they're a good friend of mine, but if they say no, then I'm not going to be persistent.
Quote from: SELKIE on October 13, 2007, 06:57:26 AM
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lol @ the bed in the bottom corner.
And since when has any of those items been a bad thing? The bible clearly states money is necessary and isn't evil. Ice Cream is bad how? Kissing is a bad thing? Then do you want everyone to die a virgin? And what's with the bed? china;
Stupid people are stupid.
Quote from: Shoj on October 13, 2007, 11:38:59 AM
Another Christianity organization disgraces what they're actually supporting. psyduck;
it's a hoax, idiot psyduck;