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Title: My ass
Post by: Sam on October 08, 2007, 06:54:40 PM
...has a heart-shaped scar on it. I fell snowboarding once (8 feet straight onto my ass) and bruised my tail bone, and for some reason ever since I've had this red-colored shape on my ass. Just recently I noticed it's kinda like a heart. :P If I ever joined the porn industry, I could totally use it as a trademark. :3 Been there for.. 4 or 5 years now. I actually think it's rather ugly and wish it wasn't there, but oh well.

BTW, I have pics of it, none of you are getting them.Don't ask. This is pretty much my only scar, cept my ankles scar REALLY easy,, so there's some spots from bug bites. And I was born with pretty much no birthmarks except a REALLY small one on my hand. (it's barely bigger than a freckle, looks like  I slipped using a brown crayola marker).

So, anyone else have any nifty scars or birthmarks? Acne-scarring doesn't count.
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Tomboh on October 08, 2007, 06:55:56 PM
Why the fuck would you mention that, and then not post pics?

DO YOU LIKE TEASING US?

Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 08, 2007, 06:56:23 PM
I was born with a big birthmark on my ass. :O
I was also born with a whole bunch of little dots all over me. They're hard to notice, but they're there.
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Placebo Headwound on October 08, 2007, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: Punta Tombo on October 08, 2007, 06:55:56 PM
DO YOU LIKE TEASING US?
All women enjoy doing that. emo;
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 08, 2007, 06:56:37 PM
On my leg, were I had a open fracture to my leg.  gonk;
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Sam on October 08, 2007, 06:57:30 PM
Quote from: Godzooky on October 08, 2007, 06:56:37 PM
On my leg, were I had a open fracture to my leg.  gonk;

Sounds painful. >.>;
What part of your leg was it? I think I heard the femur was the most painful and difficult bone to break.
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Tomboh on October 08, 2007, 06:59:04 PM
Quote from: Princess_Hime on October 08, 2007, 06:58:11 PM
I have a birthmark on my eyebrow but it's impossible to see it.  caterpie;
then its not worth mentioning :|
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: BSS on October 08, 2007, 06:59:42 PM
(http://tn5.deviantart.com/300W/fs6.deviantart.com/i/2005/043/9/1/Slit_Wrists_no_1_by_PostHuman3.jpg)

Those left scars. emo;
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: JGE on October 08, 2007, 07:00:10 PM
i have a birthmark on my penis
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Tomboh on October 08, 2007, 07:00:39 PM
Quote from: BSS on October 08, 2007, 06:59:42 PM
(http://tn5.deviantart.com/300W/fs6.deviantart.com/i/2005/043/9/1/Slit_Wrists_no_1_by_PostHuman3.jpg)

Those left scars. emo;
terrible make-up

The blood looks like god damn water.
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: BSS on October 08, 2007, 07:02:13 PM
Quote from: Punta Tombo on October 08, 2007, 07:00:39 PM
terrible make-up

The blood looks like god damn water.
ITS REAL AND IT FELT GOOOOD
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 08, 2007, 07:03:26 PM
Quote from: Skankity-Slut-Slut on October 08, 2007, 06:57:30 PM
Sounds painful. >.>;
What part of your leg was it? I think I heard the femur was the most painful and difficult bone to break.
Tibia
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Title27GT on October 08, 2007, 07:03:47 PM
why would we want pictures of your pale saggy ass
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Tomboh on October 08, 2007, 07:04:10 PM
Quote from: Jet Black Wii on October 08, 2007, 07:03:47 PM
why would we want pictures of your pale saggy ass
because we're straight
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Title27GT on October 08, 2007, 07:04:51 PM
Quote from: Punta Tombo on October 08, 2007, 07:04:10 PM
because we're straight
Oh, Tomboh. Settles for awful teams and ugly girls.
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Daddy on October 08, 2007, 07:05:39 PM
I have a scar on my eyebrow.


I also have a scar on my penis as a result of circumcision.
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Tomboh on October 08, 2007, 07:09:03 PM
Quote from: Jet Black Wii on October 08, 2007, 07:04:51 PM
Oh, Tomboh. Settles for awful teams and ugly girls.
brb guys, im going to make fun of other teams to divert attention from my shit ass team

NEWSFLASH: BOTH TEAMS AREN'T GOING TO WIN THE W.S THIS YEAR

ANOTHER NEWSFLASH: THE WHITE SOX HAVE A MORE RECENT W.S TITLE
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Title27GT on October 08, 2007, 07:10:12 PM
Quote from: Punta Tombo on October 08, 2007, 07:09:03 PM
brb guys, im going to make fun of other teams to divert attention from my shit ass team

NEWSFLASH: BOTH TEAMS AREN'T GOING TO WIN THE W.S THIS YEAR

ANOTHER NEWSFLASH: THE WHITE SOX HAVE A MORE RECENT W.S TITLE
NEWSFLASH: THE YANKEES HAVE FINISHED SOMEWHERE ELSE THAN 4TH PLACE MORE RECENTLY
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Tomboh on October 08, 2007, 07:10:51 PM
Quote from: Jet Black Wii on October 08, 2007, 07:10:12 PM
NEWSFLASH: THE YANKEES HAVE FINISHED SOMEWHERE ELSE THAN 4TH PLACE MORE RECENTLY
Quotebrb guys, im going to make fun of other teams to divert attention from my shit ass team
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Title27GT on October 08, 2007, 07:12:04 PM
Quote from: Punta Tombo on October 08, 2007, 07:10:51 PM
shit ass team
JMV knows so much about baseball its not even funny
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Tomboh on October 08, 2007, 07:12:36 PM
Quote from: Jet Black Wii on October 08, 2007, 07:12:04 PM
JMV knows so much about baseball its not even funny
What does JMV have to do with anything I just said?
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Houdini on October 08, 2007, 07:12:51 PM
Go back to the sports board, morons.
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Geno on October 08, 2007, 10:05:41 PM
I have a scar that looks to read "Sexy" on my penis.
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: JGE on October 08, 2007, 10:07:00 PM
Quote from: Geno. on October 08, 2007, 10:05:41 PM
I have a scar that looks to read "Sexy" on my penis.

jokes been used already faggot

Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Samus Aran on October 08, 2007, 10:07:18 PM
Quote from: Geno. on October 08, 2007, 10:05:41 PM
I have a scar that looks to read "Sexy" on my penis.


That was lame. :'(
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: V on October 09, 2007, 08:45:42 AM
I have one on my right arm that looks like a small bruise.
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Sam on October 09, 2007, 11:55:39 AM
Quote from: Jet Black Wii on October 08, 2007, 07:03:47 PM
why would we want pictures of your pale saggy ass

Actually, I've been known for having a nice ass. It's the one body part I get constant compliments on, weirdly enough. And I'm fairly certain it's not saggy, though white it certainly is.

However, I didn't ask if you wanted to see it. I couldn't care less whether or not you'd like to view my ass, so I'm not really sure where your comment came from. Care to explain?

Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Selkie on October 09, 2007, 11:56:51 AM
My left big toe is deformed. It's got 2 big scars on both sides and the front, it's kinda squishy, and it's flat-ish. Also, the nail is bizarre, most of it on the sides isn't connected to the skin beneath, so it's white.

This is from when a door fell on it.

I also have a nice quaint little scar on my left kneecap from running into a cinder block.
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 09, 2007, 12:06:26 PM
I have 5 scars on my stomach but thats because I had surgery last may.
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: ZGDK on October 09, 2007, 12:12:48 PM
I don't care to see Pinkeh's ass:|
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 09, 2007, 12:13:42 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on October 09, 2007, 12:12:48 PM
I don't care to see Pinkeh's ass:|
That wasn't the question you retard.
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 09, 2007, 12:37:09 PM
Quote from: Princess_Hime on October 09, 2007, 12:15:40 PM
Hes asexual remember?  :|
+ he thinks he's cool
Title: Re: My ass
Post by: YPrrrr on October 09, 2007, 02:06:47 PM
I have a birthmark in the shape of Iceland where my stomach is...

I also have a small scar on my knuckle and one that's about an inch long on my bicep from a dog bite.