My ass

[Sam]

...has a heart-shaped scar on it. I fell snowboarding once (8 feet straight onto my ass) and bruised my tail bone, and for some reason ever since I've had this red-colored shape on my ass. Just recently I noticed it's kinda like a heart. :P If I ever joined the porn industry, I could totally use it as a trademark. Been there for.. 4 or 5 years now. I actually think it's rather ugly and wish it wasn't there, but oh well.

BTW, I have pics of it, none of you are getting them.Don't ask. This is pretty much my only scar, cept my ankles scar REALLY easy,, so there's some spots from bug bites. And I was born with pretty much no birthmarks except a REALLY small one on my hand. (it's barely bigger than a freckle, looks like  I slipped using a brown crayola marker).

So, anyone else have any nifty scars or birthmarks? Acne-scarring doesn't count.

[Tomboh]

Why the fuck would you mention that, and then not post pics?

DO YOU LIKE TEASING US?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I was born with a big birthmark on my ass.
I was also born with a whole bunch of little dots all over me. They're hard to notice, but they're there.

[Placebo Headwound]

DO YOU LIKE TEASING US?

All women enjoy doing that. emo;

[Commander Fuckass]

On my leg, were I had a open fracture to my leg. 

[Sam]

On my leg, were I had a open fracture to my leg. 

Sounds painful. >.>;
What part of your leg was it? I think I heard the femur was the most painful and difficult bone to break.

[Tomboh]

I have a birthmark on my eyebrow but it's impossible to see it.  caterpie;

then its not worth mentioning

[BSS]

Those left scars. emo;

[JGE]

i have a birthmark on my penis

[Tomboh]

Those left scars. emo;

terrible make-up

The blood looks like god damn water.

[BSS]

terrible make-up

The blood looks like god damn water.

ITS REAL AND IT FELT GOOOOD

[Commander Fuckass]

Sounds painful. >.>;
What part of your leg was it? I think I heard the femur was the most painful and difficult bone to break.

Tibia

[Title27GT]

why would we want pictures of your pale saggy ass

[Tomboh]

why would we want pictures of your pale saggy ass

because we're straight

[Title27GT]

because we're straight

Oh, Tomboh. Settles for awful teams and ugly girls.