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Title: oh god
Post by: Samus Aran on September 30, 2007, 11:25:23 AM
My stomach hurts. It's like a subtle cramp that suddenly gives me sharp pains every so often, and just sort of hurts the rest of the time. At first I thought I was just really hungry, but it didn't go away after I ate, so yeah.

HOW DO I QUELL THE PAIN IN MY BELLY
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 30, 2007, 11:31:27 AM
911
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Samus Aran on September 30, 2007, 11:32:15 AM
Seriously guys, this is painful. It reminds me of heartburn except it's in my stomach instead. :'(
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 30, 2007, 11:36:50 AM
Ask Chels she might know.
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Samus Aran on September 30, 2007, 11:37:50 AM
Quote from: Kefka on September 30, 2007, 11:36:50 AM
Ask Chels she might know.


If I could, I would. :'(
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Sam on September 30, 2007, 11:43:01 AM
That happens to me on occasion, what I do is lie on my stomach on my bed or a couch, and it usually goes away pretty quickly. :3
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Selkie on September 30, 2007, 11:43:30 AM
Swallow a chainsaw

Don't forget to turn it on first
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: C.Mongler on September 30, 2007, 11:46:01 AM
Take a shit
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Samus Aran on September 30, 2007, 11:46:34 AM
Quote from: Skankity-Slut-Slut on September 30, 2007, 11:43:01 AM
That happens to me on occasion, what I do is lie on my stomach on my bed or a couch, and it usually goes away pretty quickly. :3


I'll try that then.
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: YPrrrr on September 30, 2007, 12:26:14 PM
Quote from: Skankity-Slut-Slut on September 30, 2007, 11:43:01 AM
That happens to me on occasion, what I do is lie on my stomach on my bed or a couch, and it usually goes away pretty quickly. :3
I do the same thing.

Not medically sound, but it works pseudo;
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Houdini on September 30, 2007, 12:59:22 PM
Alka-Seltzer. If that doesn't work, Rolaids.
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 30, 2007, 01:18:23 PM
GALLSTONES.
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: superclucky on September 30, 2007, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 30, 2007, 01:18:23 PM
GALLSTONES.
I hope so.
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 30, 2007, 03:55:29 PM
Peptobismol?
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Sam on September 30, 2007, 04:01:52 PM
Kaz, are you okay? :(
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: The artist formally known on September 30, 2007, 04:04:37 PM
I have a minor sore throat, I haven't been sick in almost a year ;_;
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 30, 2007, 04:20:41 PM
Kaz just called me.

He said he was driving home and must've blacked out and ran off the road. He said he's okay, but his appendix burst.
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 30, 2007, 04:21:11 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 30, 2007, 04:20:41 PM
Kaz just called me.

He said he was driving home and must've blacked out and ran off the road. He sad he's okay, and his appendix burst.
Fuck yeah
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Samus Aran on September 30, 2007, 04:33:17 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 30, 2007, 04:20:41 PM
Kaz just called me.

He said he was driving home and must've blacked out and ran off the road. He said he's okay, but his appendix burst.


...psyduck;

Yes, I was driving home to go to college. psyduck;
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Sam on September 30, 2007, 05:20:23 PM
Quote from: Kazcadian on September 30, 2007, 04:33:17 PM
...psyduck;

Yes, I was driving home to go to college. psyduck;

So aside from your "apndix bursting", how's your tummy? :3
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 30, 2007, 05:20:54 PM
Quote from: Skankity-Slut-Slut on September 30, 2007, 05:20:23 PM
apndix
wtf is that
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Daddy on September 30, 2007, 05:21:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 30, 2007, 05:20:54 PM
wtf is that
ap-n-dix

you have an app in ur dix
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Sam on September 30, 2007, 05:21:44 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 30, 2007, 05:20:54 PM
wtf is that

your face
Title: Re: oh god
Post by: Samus Aran on September 30, 2007, 05:23:59 PM
Quote from: Skankity-Slut-Slut on September 30, 2007, 05:20:23 PM
So aside from your "apndix bursting", how's your tummy? :3


Still feeling kind of uneasy but somewhat better I guess.