oh god

[Samus Aran]

My stomach hurts. It's like a subtle cramp that suddenly gives me sharp pains every so often, and just sort of hurts the rest of the time. At first I thought I was just really hungry, but it didn't go away after I ate, so yeah.

HOW DO I QUELL THE PAIN IN MY BELLY

[Kalahari Inkantation]

911

[Samus Aran]

Seriously guys, this is painful. It reminds me of heartburn except it's in my stomach instead. :'(

[Commander Fuckass]

Ask Chels she might know.

[Samus Aran]

Ask Chels she might know.

If I could, I would. :'(

[Sam]

That happens to me on occasion, what I do is lie on my stomach on my bed or a couch, and it usually goes away pretty quickly.

[Selkie]

Swallow a chainsaw

Don't forget to turn it on first

[C.Mongler]

Take a shit

[Samus Aran]

That happens to me on occasion, what I do is lie on my stomach on my bed or a couch, and it usually goes away pretty quickly.

I'll try that then.

[YPrrrr]

That happens to me on occasion, what I do is lie on my stomach on my bed or a couch, and it usually goes away pretty quickly.

I do the same thing.

Not medically sound, but it works pseudo;

[Houdini]

Alka-Seltzer. If that doesn't work, Rolaids.

[ncba93ivyase]

GALLSTONES.

[superclucky]

GALLSTONES.

I hope so.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Peptobismol?

[Sam]

Kaz, are you okay?