"Hell is not a place you go, if you're not a christian
it's the failure of your life's greatest ambition"- Immortal Technique
"Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand"- Karl Marx
"Religion is... the opium of the people"- Karl Marx
"Hell is not a place you go, if you're not a christian
it's the failure of your life's greatest ambition"- Immortal Technique
"Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand"- Karl Marx
"Religion is... the opium of the people"- Karl Marx
"Yo, that's shizzle."- Michael Scott
"It's not a baby, it's a tumor."
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"Life is like breakfast you just mix all ingredients cause in your stomach it will all come together. "
-Tre' Cool
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
"Think of us as erotic politicians."
~Jim Morrison
"I have Hogans knows best on behind me. And my dad was walking out into the garage and hulks daughter was talking about the vspot and my dad was like Hey you little slut and walked into the garage."
-XXXHauntedHouse
"It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing that only happens every so often."
-Randy fucking Moss
LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 27, 2007, 04:57:29 PM
LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU
Holy fuck, I loved that show.
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
-Bertrand Russell
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
-Mark Twain
"I don't know how the fuck any of this works"
-Thom Yorke of Radiohead, on synthesizers.
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 27, 2007, 04:57:29 PM
LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU
Samurai Jack kicked ass. thumbup;
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 27, 2007, 04:57:29 PM
LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU
AKUUUUUUUU;
"Meditation brings wisdom; lack of meditation leaves ignorance. Know well what leads you forward and what holds you back."
- The Buddha
"Do not throw the arrow which will return against you."
- Kurdish Proverb
"It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of building high walls."
- Aristophanes
"The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy."
- Unknown
"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance."
- Ali ibn Abi-Talib
"You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."
- Al Capone
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
- Benjamin Franklin
"The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one."
- Adolf Hitler
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."
- Steve Wozniak
"The choices are yours, and yours alone"
- Olmec
"I like big butts and I cannot lie"
- Sir Mixalot
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 27, 2007, 04:57:29 PM
LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU
Brings back tons of memories. Too bad the last episode they aired didn't conclude the show at all.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on September 27, 2007, 06:32:06 PM
"The choices are yours, and yours alone"
- Olmec
I love you. flower;
Quote from: Colin on September 27, 2007, 07:08:09 PM
I love you. flower;
Shut up and go back to your loser Blue Barracudas.
Quote from: Kaz on September 27, 2007, 07:35:00 PM
Shut up and go back to your loser Blue Barracudas.
Barracudas kick ass man argh;
Quote from: Kaz on September 27, 2007, 07:35:00 PM
Shut up and go back to your loser Blue Barracudas.
Barracudas were my favorite, with Silver Snakes in a close second. argh;
Quote from: Colin on September 27, 2007, 07:38:15 PM
Barracudas were my favorite, with Silver Snakes in a close second. argh;
Green Monkeys were my close second... best team in the show by record
Quote from: Colin on September 27, 2007, 07:38:15 PM
Barracudas were my favorite, with Silver Snakes in a close second. argh;
Why couldn't the Orange Iguanas ever win anything? I think they were cursed.
Quote from: Kaz on September 27, 2007, 07:39:37 PM
Why couldn't the Orange Iguanas ever win anything? I think they were cursed.
Won more than purple parrots
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on September 27, 2007, 07:38:51 PM
Green Monkeys were my close second... best team in the show by record
Yeah it always felt like the won way to much. Same with those damn Orange Iguanas.
Quote from: Kaz on September 27, 2007, 07:39:37 PM
Why couldn't the Orange Iguanas ever win anything? I think they were cursed.
It always seemed to me like they made it to the semi-finals or finals every time. psyduck;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on September 27, 2007, 07:41:18 PM
Won more than purple parrots
Actually, Purple Parrots is what I meant to say. y;
Quote from: Kaz on September 27, 2007, 07:42:26 PM
Actually, Purple Parrots is what I meant to say. y;
Yeah, they were cursed. j;