ITT Your favorite quotes

[Daddy]

"Hell is not a place you go, if you're not a christian
it's the failure of your life's greatest ambition"- Immortal Technique

"Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand"- Karl Marx

"Religion is... the opium of the people"- Karl Marx

[Commander Fuckass]

"Hell is not a place you go, if you're not a christian
it's the failure of your life's greatest ambition"- Immortal Technique

"Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand"- Karl Marx

"Religion is... the opium of the people"- Karl Marx

[The Speaker Of Words]

"Yo, that's shizzle."- Michael Scott

[Feynman]

"It's not a baby, it's a tumor." -Dr. House

[Wrench]

"Life is like breakfast you just mix all ingredients cause in your stomach it will all come together. "

-Tre' Cool

[The artist formally known]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

[Samus Aran]

"Think of us as erotic politicians."

~Jim Morrison

[[hedy]Zidone]

"I have Hogans knows best on behind me. And my dad was walking out into the garage and hulks daughter was talking about the vspot and my dad was like Hey you little slut and walked into the garage."

-XXXHauntedHouse

[Tomboh]

"It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing that only happens every so often."

-Randy fucking Moss

[guff]

LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU

[Wrench]

LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU

Holy fuck, I loved that show.

[Claquesous]

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
-Bertrand Russell

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
-Mark Twain

[Selkie]

"I don't know how the fuck any of this works"

-Thom Yorke of Radiohead, on synthesizers.

[Samus Aran]

LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU

Samurai Jack kicked ass.

[Daddy]

LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU

AKUUUUUUUU;