AND OH GOD IT WAS AN iMAC TAPED TO A DELL XPS NOTEBOOK
I slowly insert my penis into the box...
Your penis is chopped off, faggot.
Quote from: Colin on September 23, 2007, 02:03:49 PM
By this faggot thing
BASSIR NEVER MENTIONED A TURTLE IN THE BOX gonk;
Quote from: PHANTOM HOURGLASS on September 23, 2007, 02:04:30 PM
BASSIR NEVER MENTIONED A TURTLE IN THE BOX gonk;
HE ALSO DIDN'T MENTION TO STICK YOUR PENIS INSIDE.
I then wrestle the Turtle into a submission.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 02:05:57 PM
HE ALSO DIDN'T MENTION TO STICK YOUR PENIS INSIDE.
I DECIDED TO DO THAT MYSELF
THE POINT IS, THERE WAS NEVER A TURTLE IN THE BOX
Quote from: Spartan on September 23, 2007, 02:07:56 PM
I then wrestle the Turtle into a submission.
Bad move. The turtle bites off your penis too.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 02:08:47 PM
Bad move. The turtle bites off your penis too.
*bites the turtle's penis off*
I tie the turtle down and thrust my penis into it's shell.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 02:08:47 PM
Bad move. The turtle bites off your penis too.
I have a backup penis.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on September 23, 2007, 02:09:33 PM
*bites the turtle's penis off*
The turtle dies, but then turns into a zombie.
THERE IS NO TURTLE myface;