There is a small mailbox here.
Along with a few odd looking trees.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 01:50:26 PM
Along with a few odd looking trees.
I don't understand that command.
>check mailbox
>knock over mailbox with baseball bat
>looks for woman
Quote from: Zidone on September 23, 2007, 01:55:23 PM
Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
>get leaflet
>shit on leaflet
>give to man down the street
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 01:57:13 PM
>get leaflet
Taken.
Since I haven't played in a long time and I'm too lazy to find a download or something, this is where my faithful narration ends. Now, for original content. caterpie;
> strips naked in field
>gives mailbox lapdance
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 02:11:42 PM
>takes pics and posts on boyah
>waits for comments on how sexy i am
>orders you all to shut up
Suddenly, the sun vanishes. It is now pitch black.
The white house randomly bursts into flames.
rawrs and brings out a chainsaw
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 02:16:05 PM
rawrs and brings out a chainsaw
*removes your clothes*
The burning house provides light, but not enough light to scare away that grue over there.
Now what?
>Shoops da whoop.
The grue is resistant to memes, as well as all attacks available to you.