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General => The Lobby => Topic started by: [hedy]Zidone on September 23, 2007, 01:48:45 PM

Title: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on September 23, 2007, 01:48:45 PM
There is a small mailbox here.
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: Wrench on September 23, 2007, 01:50:26 PM
Along with a few odd looking trees.
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on September 23, 2007, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 01:50:26 PM
Along with a few odd looking trees.

I don't understand that command.
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 23, 2007, 01:51:27 PM
>check mailbox
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: Reverse Psychology on September 23, 2007, 01:52:10 PM
>knock over mailbox with baseball bat
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: Wrench on September 23, 2007, 01:52:55 PM
>looks for woman
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on September 23, 2007, 01:55:23 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 01:51:27 PM
>check mailbox

Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
Quote from: Display Name on September 23, 2007, 01:52:10 PM
>knock over mailbox with baseball bat

What baseball bat?
Quote from: Super Special Awesome Squad on September 23, 2007, 01:52:31 PM
>Goes into house

The door is boarded.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 01:52:55 PM
>looks for woman

None here.
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: Wrench on September 23, 2007, 01:56:02 PM
Quote from: Zidone on September 23, 2007, 01:55:23 PM
None here.

I go hunting with Cheney
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: Reverse Psychology on September 23, 2007, 01:56:14 PM
Quote from: Zidone on September 23, 2007, 01:55:23 PM

>open mailbox and read leaflet. :|
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 23, 2007, 01:57:13 PM
Quote from: Zidone on September 23, 2007, 01:55:23 PM
Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
>get leaflet
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 23, 2007, 01:59:39 PM
>shit on leaflet
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: Wrench on September 23, 2007, 02:00:07 PM
>give to man down the street
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on September 23, 2007, 02:00:35 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 01:57:13 PM
>get leaflet

Taken.

Since I haven't played in a long time and I'm too lazy to find a download or something, this is where my faithful narration ends. Now, for original content. caterpie;
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: YPrrrr on September 23, 2007, 02:10:06 PM
> strips naked in field
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2007, 02:11:28 PM
>gives mailbox lapdance
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: Wrench on September 23, 2007, 02:11:42 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on September 23, 2007, 02:10:06 PM
> strips naked in field

>takes pics and posts on boyah
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: 36chambers on September 23, 2007, 02:13:01 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 02:11:42 PM
>takes pics and posts on boyah

> faps to the pics
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: YPrrrr on September 23, 2007, 02:13:18 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 02:11:42 PM
>takes pics and posts on boyah
>waits for comments on how sexy i am
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: Wrench on September 23, 2007, 02:13:31 PM
Quote from: Amalockh on September 23, 2007, 02:13:01 PM
> faps to the pics

> calls chambers a faggot
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on September 23, 2007, 02:15:00 PM
>orders you all to shut up

Suddenly, the sun vanishes. It is now pitch black.
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: ~Fiesta~ on September 23, 2007, 02:15:34 PM
The white house randomly bursts into flames.
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2007, 02:16:05 PM
rawrs and brings out a chainsaw
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: YPrrrr on September 23, 2007, 02:17:29 PM
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 02:16:05 PM
rawrs and brings out a chainsaw
>watches nakedly
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: Wrench on September 23, 2007, 02:17:59 PM
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 02:16:05 PM
rawrs and brings out a chainsaw

*removes your clothes*
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on September 23, 2007, 02:20:11 PM
The burning house provides light, but not enough light to scare away that grue over there.

Now what?
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: ~Fiesta~ on September 23, 2007, 02:20:41 PM
>Shoops da whoop.
Title: Re: You are standing in an open field west of a white house.
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on September 23, 2007, 02:21:37 PM
The grue is resistant to memes, as well as all attacks available to you.