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Title: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: The artist formally known on September 09, 2007, 07:51:28 PM
ok so i wake up this morning it's my birthday and i'm all excited I knew that my mom got me an xbox 360 with 10 games i was pumped...it all went downhill from there...

so my mom comes in and gives me a birthday card...whatever i pretend to read it and throw away and give the bitch a hug (why the FUCK does she always do that) so shes like "i bet you're gonna love your gift honey!! i've been working all year on it!!! the mortage is late but i don't care as long as you're happy!"

so she comes in with this HUGE box..i'm busy thinkin "that box is T00 big for a freakin 360...i hope this is a trick"

so i open the box and la dee fri*cken da gues what i see...a fricken terabyte hard drive with two nvidia 8800gtx's and some mobo and a 24 inch hd monitor...i'm so pissed i start crying.

I tell that fuckin bitch "HELLO MOM...you BITCJ this wasn't what i wanted" and i smash the monitor and throw the gtx's at her i'm so steaming mad...i've got tears streaming down my eyes and i'm furious...how DARE she do this to me.

now i have to fuckin wait 2 weeks for my goddamn allowance to add up enough for an xbox...and it's the fuckin core one!!! i have to wait a week more for the good one...my mom is so fuckin stupid I hate everything about her...

tl;dr WORST 10th birthday EVER
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: V on September 09, 2007, 07:52:31 PM
that's dope..

true story?
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: YPrrrr on September 09, 2007, 07:53:00 PM
I lol'd.

I've seen kids pull that crap all the time
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: Title27GT on September 09, 2007, 07:53:25 PM
I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE DID THAT.
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: Title27GT on September 09, 2007, 07:54:02 PM
Quote from: V on September 09, 2007, 07:52:31 PM
that's dope..

true story?
I would expect better from you V.
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: V on September 09, 2007, 07:56:25 PM
Quote from: Title on September 09, 2007, 07:54:02 PM
I would expect better from you V.


im not srs idiot
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on September 09, 2007, 07:58:38 PM
360 < All of that, if it was true.
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: Title27GT on September 09, 2007, 07:59:06 PM
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on September 09, 2007, 07:58:38 PM
360 < All of that, if it was true.
okie dokie back to NSider mister educate;
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: The artist formally known on September 09, 2007, 07:59:34 PM
Quote from: Title on September 09, 2007, 07:59:06 PM
okie dokie back to NSider mister educate;
he's rite
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on September 09, 2007, 08:00:12 PM
Quote from: Reefer on September 09, 2007, 07:59:34 PM
he's rite
Because I don't like the 360's games? :|
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: The artist formally known on September 09, 2007, 08:06:59 PM
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on September 09, 2007, 08:00:12 PM
Because I don't like the 360's games? :|
i meant ur righte silly
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: Title27GT on September 09, 2007, 08:10:28 PM
Quote from: Reefer on September 09, 2007, 08:06:59 PM
i meant ur righte silly
okie back to nsider mister educate;
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on September 09, 2007, 08:11:45 PM
Quote from: Reefer on September 09, 2007, 08:06:59 PM
i meant ur righte silly
k spam;
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: prettygirl on September 09, 2007, 10:45:58 PM
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: Daddy on September 09, 2007, 10:49:05 PM
I got an Xbox 360 Elite today ^___________^
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: The artist formally known on September 09, 2007, 10:53:51 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on September 09, 2007, 10:49:05 PM
I got an Xbox 360 Elite today ^___________^
I played it like 5 times since I bought it, though I've beaten two games and the other games I got like a 1/4 of the way though. I have boughten no games at all for it.
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 09, 2007, 10:54:55 PM
Quote from: Reefer on September 09, 2007, 10:53:51 PM
I played it like 5 times since I bought it, though I've beaten two games and the other games I got like a 1/4 of the way though. I have boughten no games at all for it.
I'll take it off your hands and buy an Apple ][.
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: The Oggmonster on September 10, 2007, 04:22:27 AM
What a fucking bitch.
Title: Re: it was my birthdaty today
Post by: Zack777 on September 10, 2007, 06:45:54 AM
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on September 09, 2007, 07:58:38 PM
360 < All of that, if it was true.

What Blaze says, I would do a lot with a TB of memoriez

and did you really "tell that fuckin bitch "HELLO MOM...you BITCJ this wasn't what i wanted" and i smash the monitor and throw the gtx's at her i'm so steaming mad...i've got tears streaming down my eyes and i'm furious...how DARE she do this to me."