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Title: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Samus Aran on August 29, 2007, 11:23:31 AM
(http://heateatreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/KraftEasyMacCup.jpg)

This shit doesn't work right. IT MADE FUCKING EASY MAC SOUP, NOT FUCKING EASY MAC.

Obviously the directions on the back aren't very accurate. It told me to put water in up to that little fill line, right? So I did. Now there's too much water, and I've got fucking macaroni soup.

It doesn't taste completely awful, but it's not exactly very good. Maybe my microwave sucks or something.

So dudes, what are your experiences with little foodstuffs that don't work as advertised?
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Geno on August 29, 2007, 11:46:56 AM
I microwaved a Di'jorno Pizza.

It came out all soggy  psyduck;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: C.Mongler on August 29, 2007, 11:53:15 AM
i stuck ramen up my ass

it came out delicious
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Samus Aran on August 29, 2007, 12:02:38 PM
Quote from: Mary W. Utterback on August 29, 2007, 11:53:15 AM
i stuck ramen up my ass

it came out delicious


Cool. That reminds me of the fact that I can't make ramen here, since I have no stove.

... edumacate;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Wrench on August 29, 2007, 12:05:30 PM
Quote from: Kaz on August 29, 2007, 12:02:38 PM
Cool. That reminds me of the fact that I can't make ramen here, since I have no stove.

... edumacate;

Use a microwave. Takes a lot less time.
1. Break up noodles and put in bowl
2. Put water in the bowl
3. Microwave for 2 minutes
4. Put in flavor stuff
5. Mix
6. ???
7. PROFIT
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Samus Aran on August 29, 2007, 12:07:02 PM
Quote from: WrenchxNinja on August 29, 2007, 12:05:30 PM
Use a microwave. Takes a lot less time.
1. Break up noodles and put in bowl
2. Put water in the bowl
3. Microwave for 2 minutes
4. Put in flavor stuff
5. Mix
6. ???
7. PROFIT


I've never tried microwaving ramen before...maybe I'll try that sometime.

But I'm not liking the idea, seeing as how that's exactly how the easy mac shit works, and it didn't turn out right.  caterpie;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Geno on August 29, 2007, 12:10:42 PM
Spongebob Mac & Cheese tastes better then the original for some reason  psyduck;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: UnagiPower on August 29, 2007, 12:13:05 PM
It's probably that your microwave is set differently. Like my microwave is stronger so I take off a minute from most instructions.
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Wrench on August 29, 2007, 12:13:37 PM
Quote from: Kaz on August 29, 2007, 12:07:02 PM
I've never tried microwaving ramen before...maybe I'll try that sometime.

But I'm not liking the idea, seeing as how that's exactly how the easy mac shit works, and it didn't turn out right.  caterpie;

I can't even tell a difference anymore. I've been using the microwave method for 2 years now.
I even had some today for lunch.  powerofone;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: UnagiPower on August 29, 2007, 12:17:16 PM
Quote from: WrenchxNinja on August 29, 2007, 12:13:37 PM
I can't even tell a difference anymore. I've been using the microwave method for 2 years now.
I even had some today for lunch.  powerofone;



High blood pressure srsly
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: NOA_Haunted on August 29, 2007, 12:29:56 PM
Never had that happen before.
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 29, 2007, 12:55:44 PM
Put it back in the microwave to have some of the excess water evaporate.

!!
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Samus Aran on August 29, 2007, 05:27:18 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 29, 2007, 12:55:44 PM
Put it back in the microwave to have some of the excess water evaporate.

!!


k cool except I drained it instead
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: V on August 29, 2007, 05:28:36 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 29, 2007, 12:55:44 PM
Put it back in the microwave to have some of the excess water evaporate.

!!


Then the mac and cheese will harden.  pseudo;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: The artist formally known on August 29, 2007, 05:29:57 PM
Food in microwave = fail
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Samus Aran on August 29, 2007, 05:31:29 PM
Quote from: Charles A. Reiss on August 29, 2007, 05:29:57 PM
Food in microwave = fail


All my classes are on the whole other side of the campus. I don't exactly have a lot of time if I want something hot to eat, you know?

Also for some reason this microwaveable soup stuff tastes good.
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: iWolf on August 29, 2007, 06:30:13 PM
Quote from: Geno. on August 29, 2007, 11:46:56 AM
I microwaved a Di'jorno Pizza.

It came out all soggy  psyduck;


..Your not supposed to microwave it.  psyduck;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Samus Aran on August 29, 2007, 06:31:20 PM
Quote from: iWolf on August 29, 2007, 06:30:13 PM
..Your not supposed to microwave it.  psyduck;


You're not supposed to microwave gingerbread cookies either, but that didn't stop my mom. spam;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: YPrrrr on August 29, 2007, 07:07:34 PM
Easy Mac is shit to begin with... psyduck;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Samus Aran on August 29, 2007, 07:21:40 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 29, 2007, 07:07:34 PM
Easy Mac is shit to begin with... psyduck;


I think you're the first person I've ever heard say that.
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: YPrrrr on August 29, 2007, 07:23:02 PM
Quote from: Kaz on August 29, 2007, 07:21:40 PM
I think you're the first person I've ever heard say that.
Savor it... v;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Placebo Headwound on August 29, 2007, 07:53:48 PM
Quote from: iWolf on August 29, 2007, 06:30:13 PM
..Your not supposed to microwave it.  psyduck;
I think there's one of those microwavable pizzas they make in my freezer.

It's actually not bad. magician;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 30, 2007, 12:16:18 AM
I microwaved some of that instant soup stuff. The noodles were still dry for some reason. :'(
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: The artist formally known on August 30, 2007, 12:18:02 AM
Quote from: Kaz on August 29, 2007, 05:31:29 PM
All my classes are on the whole other side of the campus. I don't exactly have a lot of time if I want something hot to eat, you know?

Also for some reason this microwaveable soup stuff tastes good.
I'd just get something that is already ready, like a sandwich that you made before  caterpie;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Samus Aran on August 30, 2007, 06:53:10 AM
Quote from: Charles A. Reiss on August 30, 2007, 12:18:02 AM
I'd just get something that is already ready, like a sandwich that you made before  caterpie;


...but then the bread dries out.  psyduck;
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Ezloﺕ on August 30, 2007, 07:37:59 AM
With Ramen. I accidently forgot to put water and I put it in the microwave. Black smoke filled the kitchen.
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: just1more on August 30, 2007, 08:20:32 AM
BEWARE OF CANCER
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: caponehollywood on August 30, 2007, 06:03:20 PM
Your microwave sucks.

Also, don't listen to directions.
Title: Re: EASY MAC LOVERS BEWARE
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 31, 2007, 09:08:45 AM
Quote from: Ezlo4 on August 30, 2007, 07:37:59 AM
With Ramen. I accidently forgot to put water and I put it in the microwave. Black smoke filled the kitchen.

I did that once, too. The bowl melted and it smelled like shit for days. educate;