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Started by Samus Aran, August 29, 2007, 11:23:31 AM

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Samus Aran

August 29, 2007, 11:23:31 AM


This shit doesn't work right. IT MADE FUCKING EASY MAC SOUP, NOT FUCKING EASY MAC.

Obviously the directions on the back aren't very accurate. It told me to put water in up to that little fill line, right? So I did. Now there's too much water, and I've got fucking macaroni soup.

It doesn't taste completely awful, but it's not exactly very good. Maybe my microwave sucks or something.

So dudes, what are your experiences with little foodstuffs that don't work as advertised?

Geno

August 29, 2007, 11:46:56 AM #1
I microwaved a Di'jorno Pizza.

It came out all soggy  psyduck;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

C.Mongler

August 29, 2007, 11:53:15 AM #2
i stuck ramen up my ass

it came out delicious

Samus Aran

August 29, 2007, 12:02:38 PM #3
Quote from: Mary W. Utterback on August 29, 2007, 11:53:15 AM
i stuck ramen up my ass

it came out delicious


Cool. That reminds me of the fact that I can't make ramen here, since I have no stove.

... edumacate;

Wrench

August 29, 2007, 12:05:30 PM #4
Quote from: Kaz on August 29, 2007, 12:02:38 PM
Cool. That reminds me of the fact that I can't make ramen here, since I have no stove.

... edumacate;

Use a microwave. Takes a lot less time.
1. Break up noodles and put in bowl
2. Put water in the bowl
3. Microwave for 2 minutes
4. Put in flavor stuff
5. Mix
6. ???
7. PROFIT

Samus Aran

August 29, 2007, 12:07:02 PM #5
Quote from: WrenchxNinja on August 29, 2007, 12:05:30 PM
Use a microwave. Takes a lot less time.
1. Break up noodles and put in bowl
2. Put water in the bowl
3. Microwave for 2 minutes
4. Put in flavor stuff
5. Mix
6. ???
7. PROFIT


I've never tried microwaving ramen before...maybe I'll try that sometime.

But I'm not liking the idea, seeing as how that's exactly how the easy mac shit works, and it didn't turn out right.  caterpie;

Geno

August 29, 2007, 12:10:42 PM #6
Spongebob Mac & Cheese tastes better then the original for some reason  psyduck;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

UnagiPower

August 29, 2007, 12:13:05 PM #7
It's probably that your microwave is set differently. Like my microwave is stronger so I take off a minute from most instructions.

Wrench

August 29, 2007, 12:13:37 PM #8
Quote from: Kaz on August 29, 2007, 12:07:02 PM
I've never tried microwaving ramen before...maybe I'll try that sometime.

But I'm not liking the idea, seeing as how that's exactly how the easy mac shit works, and it didn't turn out right.  caterpie;

I can't even tell a difference anymore. I've been using the microwave method for 2 years now.
I even had some today for lunch.  powerofone;

UnagiPower

August 29, 2007, 12:17:16 PM #9
Quote from: WrenchxNinja on August 29, 2007, 12:13:37 PM
I can't even tell a difference anymore. I've been using the microwave method for 2 years now.
I even had some today for lunch.  powerofone;



High blood pressure srsly

NOA_Haunted

August 29, 2007, 12:29:56 PM #10
Never had that happen before.

ncba93ivyase

August 29, 2007, 12:55:44 PM #11
Put it back in the microwave to have some of the excess water evaporate.

!!

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Samus Aran

August 29, 2007, 05:27:18 PM #12
Quote from: Lawlz on August 29, 2007, 12:55:44 PM
Put it back in the microwave to have some of the excess water evaporate.

!!


k cool except I drained it instead

V

August 29, 2007, 05:28:36 PM #13
Quote from: Lawlz on August 29, 2007, 12:55:44 PM
Put it back in the microwave to have some of the excess water evaporate.

!!


Then the mac and cheese will harden.  pseudo;

The artist formally known

August 29, 2007, 05:29:57 PM #14
Food in microwave = fail
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