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Title: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: V on August 16, 2007, 10:36:26 PM
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Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Daddy on August 16, 2007, 10:36:51 PM
x/0



OH SHIT
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: V on August 16, 2007, 10:39:44 PM
YOU GUYS BLOWING UP YET?
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Kingoftherings on August 16, 2007, 10:39:57 PM
2a = a would be a/2

a = a/2  Still kinda the same thing, but with that oversight, if I looked close enough I could figure out where it went completely wrong.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: The artist formally known on August 16, 2007, 10:40:01 PM
The fifth step is fucked up, someone did something to fuck it up.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Daddy on August 16, 2007, 10:40:32 PM
Quote from: Kingoftherings on August 16, 2007, 10:39:57 PM
2a = a would be a/2

a = a/2  Still kinda the same thing, but with that oversight, if I looked close enough I could figure out where it went completely wrong.
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 10:40:01 PM
The fifth step is fucked up, someone did something to fuck it up.


YES IT DIVIDES BY ZERO
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Himu on August 16, 2007, 10:40:38 PM
MY HEAD!  BASSIR COME OVER HERE!
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: V on August 16, 2007, 10:40:58 PM
Quote from: Rikku on August 16, 2007, 10:40:38 PM
MY HEAD!  BASSIR COME OVER HERE!


YOU'RE ALIVE?
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Daddy on August 16, 2007, 10:41:17 PM
Quote from: Rikku on August 16, 2007, 10:40:38 PM
MY HEAD!  BASSIR COME OVER HERE!
OH LORD SHE'S GONNA EXPLODE


CLEAR THE AREA
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Samus Aran on August 16, 2007, 10:41:34 PM
Substitution isn't calculus. It's algebra.

People, there's nothing wrong with it. It's a trick problem when given that a=b. One can be substituted for the other, which makes the problem basically impossible.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: C.Mongler on August 16, 2007, 10:41:50 PM
Quote from: Rikku on August 16, 2007, 10:40:38 PM
MY HEAD!  BASSIR COME OVER HERE!


BLOW UP DAMN YOU  argh; argh; argh; argh; argh; argh; argh; argh;
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Link332 on August 16, 2007, 10:43:33 PM
this picture was on 4chan today. :|
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: V on August 16, 2007, 10:43:50 PM
Quote from: Link332 on August 16, 2007, 10:43:33 PM
this picture was on 4chan today. :|


stfu u dont know shit. :|
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Himu on August 16, 2007, 10:43:57 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 16, 2007, 10:41:50 PM
BLOW UP DAMN YOU  argh; argh; argh; argh; argh; argh; argh; argh;
No noodz for u. :|
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Link332 on August 16, 2007, 10:44:31 PM
Quote from: V on August 16, 2007, 10:43:50 PM
stfu u dont know shit. :|


Yo fuck you nigga.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: V on August 16, 2007, 10:44:48 PM
Quote from: Link332 on August 16, 2007, 10:44:31 PM
Yo fuck you nigga.


nigga say what? whats the beef?
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: The artist formally known on August 16, 2007, 10:45:06 PM
I don't know how they got from the fourth step to the fifth step. It amazes me.

(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
a2-b2 = ab-bb

thats the real fourth and fifth step.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Daddy on August 16, 2007, 10:45:13 PM
Quote from: Kaz on August 16, 2007, 10:41:34 PM
Substitution isn't calculus. It's algebra.

People, there's nothing wrong with it. It's a trick problem when given that a=b. One can be substituted for the other, which makes the problem basically impossible.
It says (a+b)(a-b)

but that's 0.  that's the error
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Kingoftherings on August 16, 2007, 10:46:43 PM
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 10:45:06 PM
I don't know how they got from the fourth step to the fifth step. It amazes me.

(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
a2-b2 = ab-bb

thats the real fourth and fifth step.
a=b remember?  It really says 0=0
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: The artist formally known on August 16, 2007, 10:46:53 PM
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 10:45:06 PM
I don't know how they got from the fourth step to the fifth step. It amazes me.

(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
a2-b2 = ab-bb

thats the real fourth and fifth step.
Then:

a2-b2 = ab-bb
aa-bb = ab-bb
aa = ab
aa-a = ab-a
a = b
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Link332 on August 16, 2007, 10:47:07 PM
Quote from: V on August 16, 2007, 10:44:48 PM
nigga say what? whats the beef?


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Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: The artist formally known on August 16, 2007, 10:47:43 PM
Quote from: Kingoftherings on August 16, 2007, 10:46:43 PM
a=b remember?  It really says 0=0
Yeah, and if you're saying that it's dividing by zero at all, you really need to go back to math.

Maths my only subject in school that I enjoy.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Tomboh on August 16, 2007, 10:48:22 PM
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 10:47:43 PM
Yeah, and if you're saying that it's dividing by zero at all, you really need to go back IN POG FORM to math.

Maths my only subject in school that I enjoy.
pog
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: V on August 16, 2007, 10:48:32 PM
Quote from: Link332 on August 16, 2007, 10:47:07 PM
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good beef. thumbup;
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: The artist formally known on August 16, 2007, 10:51:52 PM
Okay, I did it all, the fifth step is fixed, but one through four are the originals.

a = b
a2 = ab
a2-b2 = ab-2
(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
a2-b2 = ab-bb
aa-bb = ab-bb
aa = ab
aa-a = ab-a
a = b
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Samus Aran on August 16, 2007, 10:54:35 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on August 16, 2007, 10:45:13 PM
It says (a+b)(a-b)

but that's 0.  that's the error


Duh. That's the problem that arises with setting the only two variables you have equal to each other.

c=d
c-d=0

Of course, that's correct, since they're the same thing.

c2-d2=0

Naturally, that's also true. But of course, it can be factored (or unfactored, whatever)...

(c-d)(c+d)=0

That being said...

c-d=c+d

Still makes sense, yes. If we kept going, we'd get...

2d=0

Which is of course, true. The problem is that c=d, so the following must also be true...

c-c=c+c

The text should say that substitution is what fucks things up, not calculus. There's no calculus in that entire problem, unless my algebra teacher was lying of course. That's all too possible.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: V on August 16, 2007, 10:55:06 PM
SHUT THE FUCK NERDS. THIS IS FOR ROBOTS.  argh;
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Daddy on August 16, 2007, 10:55:25 PM
Quote from: V on August 16, 2007, 10:55:06 PM
SHUT THE FUCK NERDS. THIS IS FOR ROBOTS.  argh;
hime no go boom
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: prettygirl on August 16, 2007, 10:55:32 PM
Quote from: V on August 16, 2007, 10:55:06 PM
SHUT THE FUCK NERDS. THIS IS FOR ROBOTS.  argh;

wub;

Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Himu on August 16, 2007, 10:56:17 PM
I'm good with the alphabet math. china;
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Daddy on August 16, 2007, 10:56:51 PM
Quote from: Rikku on August 16, 2007, 10:56:17 PM
I'm good with the alphabet math. china;
I FOUND A GLITCH IN HER ALGORITHM
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Samus Aran on August 16, 2007, 10:57:45 PM
Cool, I made an error in that last post I made. Oh well. Either way, the point I'm trying to make is that you can't set those variables equal to each other and expect to be able to get a logical answer out of substitution.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: The artist formally known on August 16, 2007, 11:16:21 PM
Oh in the fourth to fifth step they just minus a-b and make it disappear (on the right side) which is logical since a=b, but if you subtracted that right side, you'd have to minus a-b from the left side, and simplify all of it, at least I think so. Thats the error but I'm not sure how to explain it.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Samus Aran on August 16, 2007, 11:18:19 PM
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 11:16:21 PM
Oh in the fourth to fifth step they just minus a-b and make it disappear (on the right side) which is logical since a=b, but if you subtracted that right side, you'd have to minus a-b from the left side, and simplify all of it, at least I think so. Thats the error but I'm not sure how to explain it.


It's a legal move, it just doesn't give you a legal answer. Just one of the many times something like that can happen.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on August 16, 2007, 11:19:13 PM
This robot doesn't compute math, he only computes arrows in a Left, Down, Up, Right fashion, and Pok?mon.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 17, 2007, 01:35:02 AM
...k
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: prettygirl on August 17, 2007, 08:56:55 AM
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 11:16:21 PM
Oh in the fourth to fifth step they just minus a-b and make it disappear (on the right side) which is logical since a=b, but if you subtracted that right side, you'd have to minus a-b from the left side, and simplify all of it, at least I think so. Thats the error but I'm not sure how to explain it.

you nerd, jesus christ.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Selkie on August 17, 2007, 10:36:47 AM
math = shit

therefore

shit = math

That's all the math you will ever need to know, my friends.  educate;
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 10:55:55 AM
Quote from: Ripster on August 17, 2007, 10:36:47 AM
math = shit

therefore

shit = math

That's all the math you will ever need to know, my friends.  educate;
math x shit = ?
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: YPrrrr on August 17, 2007, 10:57:12 AM
Quote from: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 10:55:55 AM
math x shit = ?
shit squared educate;
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 10:58:37 AM
math / 0 = ?
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Selkie on August 17, 2007, 11:00:58 AM
Quote from: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 10:58:37 AM
math / 0 = ?


infinite shit
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 11:02:46 AM
Quote from: Ripster on August 17, 2007, 11:00:58 AM
infinite shit
also the universe explodes
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: YPrrrr on August 17, 2007, 11:03:23 AM
Can't divide by zero psyduck;
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: The artist formally known on August 17, 2007, 11:25:27 AM
Quote from: Kaz on August 16, 2007, 11:18:19 PM
It's a legal move, it just doesn't give you a legal answer. Just one of the many times something like that can happen.
I don't think you're supposed to be able to do it though.
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: The artist formally known on August 17, 2007, 11:26:18 AM
Quote from: prettygirl on August 17, 2007, 08:56:55 AM
you nerd, jesus christ.
And to think I wasn't even nominated for being the biggest geek
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Samus Aran on August 17, 2007, 11:47:15 AM
Quote from: reefer on August 17, 2007, 11:25:27 AM
I don't think you're supposed to be able to do it though.


You're supposed to be able to, but the equality makes for it being impossible to substitute the way this person did.

caterpie;
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: The artist formally known on August 17, 2007, 11:52:28 AM
Quote from: Kaz on August 17, 2007, 11:47:15 AM
You're supposed to be able to, but the equality makes for it being impossible to substitute the way this person did.

caterpie;
I remember my teacher saying "whatever you do to one side, you must do to the other" though, which if what he says also is used in this case, would make this true and would make it so one doesn't equal two.

a = b
a2 = ab
a2-b2 = ab-2
(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)

(a+b)(0) = b(0)
0 = 0

Thats how it should be solved I think. Although I'm sick of this problem now  caterpie;
Title: Re: ATTN ROBOTS
Post by: Samus Aran on August 17, 2007, 11:54:28 AM
Quote from: reefer on August 17, 2007, 11:52:28 AM
I'm sick of this problem now  caterpie;


So am I. Locked.  caterpie;