Ok well when I was in Ocean City, one day I was on the beach, and these 2 girls(maybe a little older than me, by a year or 2) were checking me out. I mean, they REALLY wanted it, bad.
and so I went and put my cellphone number in a snapple bottle and when they were in the ocean I put it on their towel, and then later on the fat bitch that was with was cleaning up and she threw the bottle out edumacate;
Which Ocean City? psyduck;
LOL, that sucks. powerofone;
They were probably disgusted by your oily carapace.
So you don't have to guts to speak to women you had a chance with?
Quote from: Houdini on August 15, 2007, 11:44:44 AM
They were probably disgusted by your oily carapace.
oily carapace?
I beg to differ. When I go to the beach, I get a beautiful glimmering golden brown tan all over.
Quote from: Bassir C. on August 15, 2007, 11:45:10 AM
So you don't have to guts to speak to women you had a chance with?
Nope edumacate;
I thought the bottle would be more good anyway.
What did the bottle cap say? china;
Quote from: Ripster on August 15, 2007, 11:45:40 AM
oily carapace?
I beg to differ. When I go to the beach, I get a beautiful glimmering golden brown tan all over.
more like all over your pants when you shit yourself.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 15, 2007, 11:46:29 AM
What did the bottle cap say? china;
I think it was the Pengion has a thing on their forehead that turns salt water to fresh water caterpie;
Quote from: Ripster on August 15, 2007, 11:48:26 AM
I think it was the Pengion has a thing on their forehead that turns salt water to fresh water caterpie;
omg, that's the best one awesome;