Sad story time

[Selkie]

Ok well when I was in Ocean City, one day I was on the beach, and these 2 girls(maybe a little older than me, by a year or 2) were checking me out. I mean, they REALLY wanted it, bad.

and so I went and put my cellphone number in a snapple bottle and when they were in the ocean I put it on their towel, and then later on the fat bitch that was with was cleaning up and she threw the bottle out  edumacate;

[YPrrrr]

Which Ocean City?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

LOL, that sucks.

[Selkie]

Which Ocean City?

Maryland

[Houdini]

They were probably disgusted by your oily carapace.

[Feynman]

So you don't have to guts to speak to women you had a chance with?

[Selkie]

They were probably disgusted by your oily carapace.

oily carapace?

I beg to differ. When I go to the beach, I get a beautiful glimmering golden brown tan all over.

[Selkie]

So you don't have to guts to speak to women you had a chance with?

Nope  edumacate;

I thought the bottle would be more good anyway.

[YPrrrr]

What did the bottle cap say? china;

[Houdini]

oily carapace?

I beg to differ. When I go to the beach, I get a beautiful glimmering golden brown tan all over.

more like all over your pants when you shit yourself.

[Selkie]

What did the bottle cap say? china;

I think it was the Pengion has a thing on their forehead that turns salt water to fresh water caterpie;

[YPrrrr]

I think it was the Pengion has a thing on their forehead that turns salt water to fresh water caterpie;

omg, that's the best one awesome;