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Title: How do I fly?
Post by: Daddy on August 14, 2007, 05:35:46 PM
I tried using my chi and moving it from my stomach to my feet the jumping.  I won't fly though.  psyduck;

What am I doing wrong?  Also, I can't see or feel my energy blasts. I know that they exist though.
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: iWolf on August 14, 2007, 05:36:43 PM
Flap your arms.
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: just1more on August 14, 2007, 05:37:17 PM
Here. Have a blunt first.
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: Tomboh on August 14, 2007, 05:40:10 PM
Drugs.
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: Daddy on August 14, 2007, 05:41:32 PM
Quote from: Mariomaniac21 on August 14, 2007, 05:38:12 PM
Try putting allof your energy on your feet to fly, not sure about the energy blasts.
is there a way i can increase my chi? i think that's the problem.
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: Placebo Headwound on August 14, 2007, 05:42:57 PM
Go get an airplane ticket.
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 14, 2007, 05:44:11 PM
Believe in yourself young padawan.
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: Daddy on August 14, 2007, 05:49:18 PM
Quote from: Mariomaniac21 on August 14, 2007, 05:43:13 PM
You have to open your spirit gates to allow your soul energy to travel to your feet.
where should i practice
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: Selkie on August 14, 2007, 06:01:02 PM
1. Get a large umbrella
2. Climb up to roof
3. Jump!
4. Open umbrella

Not sure about the order of 3 and 4, but I don't think it matters which way   navi;
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 14, 2007, 06:46:12 PM
Red Bull. It gives you wings
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 14, 2007, 06:47:18 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 14, 2007, 06:46:12 PM
Red Bull...
tastes like shit
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: YPrrrr on August 14, 2007, 06:47:52 PM
Quote from: McLovin on August 14, 2007, 06:47:18 PM
tastes like shit
Thank you for pointing out the obvious... >.>
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: Samus Aran on August 14, 2007, 06:58:45 PM
This time, let go of your conscious self and act on instinct. Your eyes can decieve you...don't trust them. Stretch out with your feelings!
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: Reverse Psychology on August 14, 2007, 07:12:29 PM
get the wing cap from the red "!" block
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: Daddy on August 14, 2007, 10:50:09 PM
bump, nothing is working
Title: Re: How do I fly?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 14, 2007, 10:52:51 PM
Lay on your back, naked, outside. Stretch your penis out as far as you can, and let it go. It'll start spinning like a propeller (once you have enough gas and oil), and you'll be flying like a helicopter.