Post jew jokes here
*A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play.
*"Wonderful. What part is it?"
*The boy says,"I play the part of the Jewish husband."
*The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part"
Jews.
A Jew walks into a bar and orders the drink. The bartender says "Get out. We don't serve your kind." The Jew later sued the bartender for discrimination.
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
502. 1 in driver's, 1 in passenger's, and 500 in ashtray.
My golf coach told me that one, actually.
How many Hitlers does it take to exterminate six million Jews?
One.
Jews didn't do WTC :D
Hitler didn't kill himself because he lost the war, he killed himself because he saw the heating bill.
Why did the Jew cross the road?
To get a well-paying job.
What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
The Canoe will eventually tip spam;
wuts the difference between jews and pizza
[spoiler]i like pizza :|[/spoiler]
or
[spoiler]pizza is food[/spoiler]
Quote from: JMV290 on August 12, 2007, 02:48:34 PM
wuts the difference between jews and pizza
[spoiler]i like pizza :|[/spoiler]
or
[spoiler]pizza is food[/spoiler]
more like
[spoiler]its not good to burn a pizza[/spoiler]
Q: Jews?
A: Jews.
what did the jew say to his jew friend at the jew meeting?
shalom
Quote from: JMV290 on August 13, 2007, 12:40:28 AM
what did the jew say to his jew friend at the jew meeting?
shalom
that was offensive
how did the BB get inventeds?
[spoiler]A bunch of jews got in a fight over a penny educate;[/spoiler]
Q: What happens when a Jew with a full erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
what do you get when you cross hitler and a jew
hitjew