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Title: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: RAWL on August 10, 2007, 05:23:58 PM
Post jew jokes here


*A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play.
*"Wonderful. What part is it?"
*The boy says,"I play the part of the Jewish husband."
*The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part"
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: guff on August 10, 2007, 05:27:45 PM
Jews.
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: Houdini on August 10, 2007, 05:34:00 PM
A Jew walks into a bar and orders the drink. The bartender says "Get out. We don't serve your kind." The Jew later sued the bartender for discrimination.
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: anus on August 10, 2007, 06:27:29 PM
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?

502. 1 in driver's, 1 in passenger's, and 500 in ashtray.

My golf coach told me that one, actually.
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: anus on August 10, 2007, 06:31:28 PM
Quote from: Mariomaniac21 on August 10, 2007, 06:28:46 PM
What a racist :|

he's not racist

he's just a huge fatass
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: Houdini on August 10, 2007, 06:33:02 PM
How many Hitlers does it take to exterminate six million Jews?

One.
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: Daddy on August 10, 2007, 09:46:09 PM
Jews didn't do WTC :D
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: Gin on August 11, 2007, 04:29:58 PM
Hitler didn't kill himself because he lost the war, he killed himself because he saw the heating bill.
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: Selkie on August 12, 2007, 07:53:00 AM
Why did the Jew cross the road?

To get a well-paying job.
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Post by: Title27GT on August 12, 2007, 02:33:46 PM
What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?

The Canoe will eventually tip spam;
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: Daddy on August 12, 2007, 02:48:34 PM
wuts the difference between jews and pizza

[spoiler]i like pizza :|[/spoiler]

or

[spoiler]pizza is food[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: anus on August 12, 2007, 03:11:51 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on August 12, 2007, 02:48:34 PM
wuts the difference between jews and pizza

[spoiler]i like pizza :|[/spoiler]

or

[spoiler]pizza is food[/spoiler]

more like

[spoiler]its not good to burn a pizza[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: Houdini on August 12, 2007, 11:59:28 PM
Q: Jews?

A: Jews.
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: Daddy on August 13, 2007, 12:40:28 AM
what did the jew say to his jew friend at the jew meeting?




shalom
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: Houdini on August 13, 2007, 12:48:12 AM
Quote from: JMV290 on August 13, 2007, 12:40:28 AM
what did the jew say to his jew friend at the jew meeting?




shalom
that was offensive
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: 36chambers on August 13, 2007, 04:40:19 PM
how did the BB get inventeds?
[spoiler]A bunch of jews got in a fight over a penny  educate;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: Gin on August 14, 2007, 09:38:57 AM
Q: What happens when a Jew with a full erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Title: Re: Until Anjew gets his stuff ready
Post by: anus on August 14, 2007, 09:43:44 AM
what do you get when you cross hitler and a jew




hitjew