Until Anjew gets his stuff ready

[RAWL]

Post jew jokes here


*A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play.
*"Wonderful. What part is it?"
*The boy says,"I play the part of the Jewish husband."
*The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part"

[guff]

Jews.

[Houdini]

A Jew walks into a bar and orders the drink. The bartender says "Get out. We don't serve your kind." The Jew later sued the bartender for discrimination.

[anus]

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?

502. 1 in driver's, 1 in passenger's, and 500 in ashtray.

My golf coach told me that one, actually.

[anus]

What a racist

he's not racist

he's just a huge fatass

[Houdini]

How many Hitlers does it take to exterminate six million Jews?

One.

[Daddy]

Jews didn't do WTC

[Gin]

Hitler didn't kill himself because he lost the war, he killed himself because he saw the heating bill.

[Selkie]

Why did the Jew cross the road?

To get a well-paying job.

[Title27GT]

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?

The Canoe will eventually tip

[Daddy]

wuts the difference between jews and pizza

[spoiler]i like pizza [/spoiler]

or

[spoiler]pizza is food[/spoiler]

[anus]

wuts the difference between jews and pizza

[spoiler]i like pizza [/spoiler]

or

[spoiler]pizza is food[/spoiler]

more like

[spoiler]its not good to burn a pizza[/spoiler]

[Houdini]

Q: Jews?

A: Jews.

[Daddy]

what did the jew say to his jew friend at the jew meeting?




shalom

[Houdini]

what did the jew say to his jew friend at the jew meeting?




shalom

that was offensive