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Just skip the gay opening song and you'll see how much Naruto rox
I keep fucking telling you, the anime SUCKS
Read the damn manga.
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 03, 2007, 12:14:14 AM
I keep fucking telling you, the anime SUCKS
Read the damn manga.
I can't read dawkins;
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 03, 2007, 12:17:27 AM
Liar
Sorry I can't read what you just posted. Maybe some other time.
I am suing you for the mental distress that clip just put me through.
Okay, so here we have the subtitled version of Naruto. Thankfully, I didn't have to deal with the voices in one of the worst dubs I've ever seen. But does that mean I liked it? Uh, no.
As soon as the damn clip starts, it looks like DBZ. It sounds like DBZ, and if DBZ had a smell, I'm sure it'd smell like it to. Wow.
Here we see the classic "omg hez powerin up i better brace myself cuz of the POWAH" scene that every anime I hate features. How wonderfully generic and unoriginal.
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/14618naruto1.png)
Now we get a close-up of Sasuke. Wait, that's it? He looks a bit...bland. Why do the character models in this anime suck so bad? They're either really fucking weird or really fucking bland.
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/66303naruto2.png)
OH LAWD IT'S VOLDEMORT CROSSED WITH A CAT
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/83521naruto3.png)
Okay, now that we're done with those horrors, a mildly entertaining fight scene begins. Even I have to admit that the fighting (or at least, this scene) is choreographed better than a lot of other animes. It's sort of like taking out all the weird stand-still fight moments and weird black-out white slash marks and such, and leaving all the good stuff. Too bad it's really short and um...cut off by a weird dying cat wail from our friend Naruto.
OKAY, ENTER THE DRAMA.
HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/50859naruto4.png)
BUT I DO UNDERSTAND, EXCEPT IT'S SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FOR ME
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/59255naruto5.png)
Classic. Why does this recurring "You don't understand/no I do, srsly" theme pop up in almost every anime ever concieved?
Moving on.
Naruto: YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME.
OH SHIT WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS BEFORE
(http://www.jedidefender.com/news/images/2-05/Anakin%20vs%20Obi-Wan.jpg)
I'VE GOT THE HIGH GROUND, SASUKE.
And then they probably fight some more, but I'm not going to bother finding out. This anime is incredibly unoriginal, bland, and just...well ordinary shonen. I guess that's all Shonen (lol) Jump is capable of bringing about. I'm sorry man, but there just isn't anything unique about this anime. Even Bleach is more original, as well as more disgusting (z cup tits).
Quote from: Kaz on August 03, 2007, 01:01:44 AM
Okay, so here we have the subtitled version of Naruto. Thankfully, I didn't have to deal with the voices in one of the worst dubs I've ever seen. But does that mean I liked it? Uh, no.
As soon as the damn clip starts, it looks like DBZ. It sounds like DBZ, and if DBZ had a smell, I'm sure it'd smell like it to. Wow.
Here we see the classic "omg hez powerin up i better brace myself cuz of the POWAH" scene that every anime I hate features. How wonderfully generic and unoriginal.
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/14618naruto1.png)
Now we get a close-up of Sasuke. Wait, that's it? He looks a bit...bland. Why do the character models in this anime suck so bad? They're either really fucking weird or really fucking bland.
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/66303naruto2.png)
OH LAWD IT'S VOLDEMORT CROSSED WITH A CAT
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/83521naruto3.png)
Okay, now that we're done with those horrors, a mildly entertaining fight scene begins. Even I have to admit that the fighting (or at least, this scene) is choreographed better than a lot of other animes. It's sort of like taking out all the weird stand-still fight moments and weird black-out white slash marks and such, and leaving all the good stuff. Too bad it's really short and um...cut off by a weird dying cat wail from our friend Naruto.
OKAY, ENTER THE DRAMA.
HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/50859naruto4.png)
BUT I DO UNDERSTAND, EXCEPT IT'S SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FOR ME
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/59255naruto5.png)
Classic. Why does this recurring "You don't understand/no I do, srsly" theme pop up in almost every anime ever concieved?
Moving on.
Naruto: YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME.
OH SHIT WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS BEFORE
(http://www.jedidefender.com/news/images/2-05/Anakin%20vs%20Obi-Wan.jpg)
I'VE GOT THE HIGH GROUND, SASUKE.
And then they probably fight some more, but I'm not going to bother finding out. This anime is incredibly unoriginal, bland, and just...well ordinary shonen. I guess that's all Shonen (lol) Jump is capable of bringing about. I'm sorry man, but there just isn't anything unique about this anime. Even Bleach is more original, as well as more disgusting (z cup tits).
....
I agree with all of that. But I just love this anime for some reason.
This is why I can't openly say I like Naruto.
Cause you have terrible taste, Geno. Lemme guess... Inuyasha is your second favorite anime? WIND SCAR.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on August 03, 2007, 10:31:21 AM
Cause you have terrible taste, Geno. Lemme guess... Inuyasha is your second favorite anime? WIND SCAR.
Ugh, I hated Inuyasha.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on August 03, 2007, 10:31:21 AM
Cause you have terrible taste, Geno. Lemme guess... Inuyasha is your second favorite anime? WIND SCAR.
Probably Bleach, actually, which thankfully isn't as bad as Inuyasha or Naruto, but still not very good.
Quote from: Kaz on August 03, 2007, 01:01:44 AM
Okay, so here we have the subtitled version of Naruto. Thankfully, I didn't have to deal with the voices in one of the worst dubs I've ever seen. But does that mean I liked it? Uh, no.
As soon as the damn clip starts, it looks like DBZ. It sounds like DBZ, and if DBZ had a smell, I'm sure it'd smell like it to. Wow.
Here we see the classic "omg hez powerin up i better brace myself cuz of the POWAH" scene that every anime I hate features. How wonderfully generic and unoriginal.
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/14618naruto1.png)
Now we get a close-up of Sasuke. Wait, that's it? He looks a bit...bland. Why do the character models in this anime suck so bad? They're either really fucking weird or really fucking bland.
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/66303naruto2.png)
OH LAWD IT'S VOLDEMORT CROSSED WITH A CAT
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/83521naruto3.png)
Okay, now that we're done with those horrors, a mildly entertaining fight scene begins. Even I have to admit that the fighting (or at least, this scene) is choreographed better than a lot of other animes. It's sort of like taking out all the weird stand-still fight moments and weird black-out white slash marks and such, and leaving all the good stuff. Too bad it's really short and um...cut off by a weird dying cat wail from our friend Naruto.
OKAY, ENTER THE DRAMA.
HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/50859naruto4.png)
BUT I DO UNDERSTAND, EXCEPT IT'S SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FOR ME
(http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/59255naruto5.png)
Classic. Why does this recurring "You don't understand/no I do, srsly" theme pop up in almost every anime ever concieved?
Moving on.
Naruto: YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME.
OH SHIT WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS BEFORE
(http://www.jedidefender.com/news/images/2-05/Anakin%20vs%20Obi-Wan.jpg)
I'VE GOT THE HIGH GROUND, SASUKE.
And then they probably fight some more, but I'm not going to bother finding out. This anime is incredibly unoriginal, bland, and just...well ordinary shonen. I guess that's all Shonen (lol) Jump is capable of bringing about. I'm sorry man, but there just isn't anything unique about this anime. Even Bleach is more original, as well as more disgusting (z cup tits).
Well, in certain episodes that have a lot of action they use a slightly different art style, and they do make the characters look really weird.
Also, the manga is better.
Okay, so the manga's better, cool. I don't read mangas. Guess Naruto's still out of the question for me. powerofone;
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? STOP QUOTING HUGE POSTS.
Quote from: Kaz on August 03, 2007, 10:39:07 AM
Okay, so the manga's better, cool. I don't read mangas. Guess Naruto's still out of the question for me. powerofone;
Eh, even if you do read it, stop after the First part. The second part had 3 crappy manga arcs in a row.
Fullmetal Alchemist is better.
In fact, the only anime worse than Naruto is Gundam and its 4000 spin-offs. burned;
Inuyasha is still the best. spam;
Quote from: V on August 03, 2007, 10:59:07 AM
Inuyasha is still the best. spam;
I think that's the only anime where the "filler" episodes are better than the main storyline. spam;
Quote from: Zidone on August 03, 2007, 11:00:13 AM
I think that's the only anime where the "filler" episodes are better than the main storyline. spam;
Yep, still the greatest. spam;
Quote from: V on August 03, 2007, 11:01:22 AM
Yep, still the greatest. spam;
WIND SCAR WIND SCAR DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS WIND SCAR VILLAIN WHO NEVER DIES WIND SCAR WIND SCAR 5469564-PIECE JEWEL WIND SCAR DEMONS VILLAIN WHO NEVER DIES WIND SCAR WIND SCAR 5469564-PIECE JEWEL DEMONS WIND SCAR MONK WITH A BLACK HOLE IN HIS HAND THAT HE CAN NEVER USE AFTER THE 3RD TIME IN THE SERIES WIND SCAR WIND SCAR VILLAIN WHO NEVER DIES
spam;
Quote from: Zidone on August 03, 2007, 11:03:49 AM
WIND SCAR WIND SCAR DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS WIND SCAR VILLAIN WHO NEVER DIES WIND SCAR WIND SCAR 5469564-PIECE JEWEL WIND SCAR DEMONS VILLAIN WHO NEVER DIES WIND SCAR WIND SCAR 5469564-PIECE JEWEL DEMONS WIND SCAR MONK WITH A BLACK HOLE IN HIS HAND THAT HE CAN NEVER USE AFTER THE 3RD TIME IN THE SERIES WIND SCAR WIND SCAR VILLAIN WHO NEVER DIES
spam;
YOU FORGOT BACKLASH WAVE. gonk;
Quote from: Zidone on August 03, 2007, 11:03:49 AM
WIND SCAR WIND SCAR DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS WIND SCAR VILLAIN WHO NEVER DIES WIND SCAR WIND SCAR 5469564-PIECE JEWEL WIND SCAR DEMONS VILLAIN WHO NEVER DIES WIND SCAR WIND SCAR 5469564-PIECE JEWEL DEMONS WIND SCAR MONK WITH A BLACK HOLE IN HIS HAND THAT HE CAN NEVER USE AFTER THE 3RD TIME IN THE SERIES WIND SCAR WIND SCAR VILLAIN WHO NEVER DIES
spam;
WHERE'S IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER? gonk;
IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER
Nope. Still sucks.
Nothing will make me like Naruto.
Sailor Moon is the only good anime.
Quote from: JMV290 on August 14, 2007, 12:47:01 AM
Sailor Moon is the only good anime.
Sailor Venus! Sailor Mars! Sailor Jupiter!
Quote from: The Wizard of Yendor on August 03, 2007, 10:57:13 AM
Fullmetal Alchemist is better.
In fact, the only anime worse than Naruto is Gundam and its 4000 spin-offs. burned;
Win. spam;
Quote from: iWolf on August 17, 2007, 06:21:25 PM
Win. spam;
Not quite. He forgot to mention that DBGT is worse.
Quote from: Kaz on August 17, 2007, 06:22:30 PM
Not quite. He forgot to mention that DBGT is worse.
I meant the FMA part. powerofone;
Quote from: iWolf on August 17, 2007, 06:24:25 PM
I meant the FMA part. powerofone;
o
Well of course FMA is better. It's not amazing or anything, though.
Quote from: Kaz on August 17, 2007, 06:25:10 PM
o
Well of course FMA is better. It's not amazing or anything, though.
I LOST MY BODY, I LOST MY ARM AND LEG
Quote from: Kaz on August 17, 2007, 06:25:10 PM
o
Well of course FMA is better. It's not amazing or anything, though.
Its better then some of the other shit AS airs. Tim and Erics Awesome show is fucking stupid. :|
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 17, 2007, 06:26:36 PM
I LOST MY BODY, I LOST MY ARM AND LEG
Uh...yeah? Thanks for stating the obvious.
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 17, 2007, 06:26:36 PM
I LOST MY BODY, I LOST MY ARM AND LEG
..What about it?
Quote from: iWolf on August 17, 2007, 06:27:24 PM
Its better then some of the other shit AS airs. Tim and Erics Awesome show is fucking stupid. :|
Holf of Adult Swim's original show's are stupid.
The only shows I like PERIOD are Futurama, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and FMA
And even FMA get's annoying.
Quote from: iWolf on August 17, 2007, 06:30:35 PM
..What about it?
Everytime they fight, Al goes "My brother lost his arm and leg because of me blahblahblah"
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 17, 2007, 06:32:52 PM
Holf of Adult Swim's original show's are stupid.
The only shows I like PERIOD are Futurama, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and FMA
And even FMA get's annoying.
Everytime they fight, Al goes "My brother lost his arm and leg because of me blahblahblah"
..So? :| At least he doesn't scream "WIND SCAR LOL" 1000 times like InuYasha does.
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 17, 2007, 06:32:52 PM
Everytime they fight, Al goes "My brother lost his arm and leg because of me blahblahblah"
okay cool
Don't recall him ever saying that. They both mention wanting the stone to get their bodies back a lot though, if that's what you meant.
Also, you're not human if you didn't like Cowboy Bebop.
Quote from: iWolf on August 17, 2007, 06:34:14 PM
..So? :| At least he doesn't scream "WIND SCAR LOL" 1000 times like InuYasha does.
IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER LOL
And also, they don't fight all that often so he doesn't say it that often.
Also, I have no idea why, but I stay up to 3 in the morning watching InuYasha even though I hate it. psyduck;
Quote from: iWolf on August 17, 2007, 06:37:24 PM
And also, they don't fight all that often so he doesn't say it that often.
Also, I have no idea why, but I stay up to 3 in the morning watching InuYasha even though I hate it. psyduck;
I know how you feel. For some reason I sometimes actually watch Bleach.
Quote from: Kaz on August 17, 2007, 06:38:33 PM
I know how you feel. For some reason I sometimes actually watch Bleach.
I watched the sub up until 179 and it got boring. I'm watching FMA over for the 3rd time. spam;
Quote from: iWolf on August 17, 2007, 06:40:09 PM
I watched the sub up until 179 and it got boring. I'm watching FMA over for the 3rd time. spam;
Bleach isn't even at episode 140, unless you Mean FMA or Inuyasha
Quote from: iWolf on August 17, 2007, 06:27:24 PM
Its better then some of the other shit AS airs. Tim and Erics Awesome show is fucking stupid. :|
Tim and Eric is hilarous.
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 17, 2007, 08:56:59 PM
Bleach isn't even at episode 140, unless you Mean FMA or Inuyasha
I watched the japanese version, I probably screwed up sub and dub.
My sisters just found out about Naruto a week or so ago.
Jesus christ, I hate that show so fucking much. Naruto thinks he's sutch a badass.
God damn I hate Naruto. I've only seen the show like once or twice, just from faggots posting youtube links to it, but still, it's just crap. The only animes I've watched and liked are Blood+ and FMA, though I want to see Cowboy Bebop sometime, because everyone says that is really good.