I just came on my gum

[Commander Fuckass]

OH NO OH NO YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. 

[ncba93ivyase]

An old sock, pair of boxers, old towel/washcloth, paper towel, or use a condom to whack off with. 

Why would someone want to name their child something like that?

[prettygirl]

this is the funniest post i've seen on here. :]

[superclucky]

Stop sucking your own dick, get that whore clucky to suck it for you.

bitch plz

You're a better whore than me <3

[Himu]

Ew.

[V]

Why would someone want to name their child something like that?

I thought you said what. And I catch mines. Where do you put yours? If I am in the bathroom, I'll put it in the toilet, other than that, I catch it. Wtf? You just let yours spray all over your room? Fucking dumbasses.  

[ncba93ivyase]

I thought you said what. And I catch mines. Where do you put yours? If I am in the bathroom, I'll put it in the toilet, other than that, I catch it. Wtf? You just let yours spray all over your room? Fucking dumbasses.  

what if i dont come

[V]

what if i dont come

then you're not doing it right.

[Himu]

I wish I had mod powers right now.

[V]

I wish I had mod powers right now.

Why is that?

[ncba93ivyase]

then you're not doing it right.

Then I guess this applies to half the human population.

[V]

Then I guess this applies to half the human population.

wut

you lost me. 

[Himu]

Why is that?

The topic name.  I came on my gum.  Thats majorly retarded.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I LOL'd. In fact, I'm still LOLing. china;

[Geno]

I LOL'd. In fact, I'm still LOLing. china;

This is serious