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Started by Title27GT, July 25, 2007, 08:10:57 PM

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Title27GT

July 25, 2007, 08:10:57 PM
So I was making myself a bagged lunch this morning, and my mom comes down bitching about how I made her miss her subway. I'm like "sorry I had to take a shower". This is where she starts swearing in her heavy southern accent.
"TELL ME SOMETHING, HOW COME IT TAKES ME 5 MINUTES TO TAKE A SHOWER BUT IT TAKES YOU 20?" and then she stares me down and goes "I think I know, and it better stop."
The retarded thing is, she never even gave me the talk.
and just so you know, I don't jack off in the shower, I soap myself up because I'm a germ freak.

Daddy

July 25, 2007, 08:11:47 PM #1
This is not appropriate for the Boytendo Boyah Forums.

Samus Aran

July 25, 2007, 08:12:14 PM #2
Quote from: NOA_ANDY on July 25, 2007, 08:11:47 PM
This is not appropriate for the Boytendo Boyah Forums.


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Title27GT

July 25, 2007, 08:12:22 PM #3
Quote from: NOA_ANDY on July 25, 2007, 08:11:47 PM
This is not appropriate for the Boytendo Boyah Forums.

Lolz, power on is for all newb.

V

July 25, 2007, 08:12:44 PM #4
A 20 minute shower isn't that long...I take a good 15-20 minutes, and that doesn't include jerking it sometimes.  psyduck;

superclucky

July 25, 2007, 08:14:11 PM #5
guys r turning ghey
kewns are smelly

Wrench

July 25, 2007, 08:14:28 PM #6
My normal shower is 15 minutes without jacking off.  psyduck;

Samus Aran

July 25, 2007, 08:15:32 PM #7
Quote from: Title27GT on July 25, 2007, 08:10:57 PM
So I was making myself a bagged lunch this morning, and my mom comes down bitching about how I made her miss her subway. I'm like "sorry I had to take a shower". This is where she starts swearing in her heavy southern accent.
"TELL ME SOMETHING, HOW COME IT TAKES ME 5 MINUTES TO TAKE A SHOWER BUT IT TAKES YOU 20?" and then she stares me down and goes "I think I know, and it better stop."
The retarded thing is, she never even gave me the talk.
and just so you know, I don't jack off in the shower, I soap myself up because I'm a germ freak.


YAAAAAAAAAY

Also, my mom probably knows I jack off too. In fact, I'm sure of it.

Hyper

July 25, 2007, 08:20:16 PM #8
Yeah I have 20 minutes showers too, and I've never wanked in there.

Title27GT

July 25, 2007, 08:21:35 PM #9
Quote from: Kaz on July 25, 2007, 08:15:32 PM
YAAAAAAAAAY

Also, my mom probably knows I jack off too. In fact, I'm sure of it.

lol how

Samus Aran

July 25, 2007, 08:22:55 PM #10
Quote from: Title27GT on July 25, 2007, 08:21:35 PM
lol how


Because I got caught with porn twice.

Title27GT

July 25, 2007, 08:23:21 PM #11
Quote from: Kaz on July 25, 2007, 08:22:55 PM
Because I got caught with porn twice.

rofl
tell us more
describe the incidents.

Donutz

July 25, 2007, 08:28:09 PM #12
I usually take 15-20 minutes showers, and I've never jacked off of any of them...

Snorkel

July 25, 2007, 08:31:33 PM #13
I take half hour long showers, and hardly ever masturbate. I just can't in the shower, I dunno why.  psyduck;

Title27GT

July 25, 2007, 08:32:07 PM #14
Quote from: Snorkel on July 25, 2007, 08:31:33 PM
I take half hour long showers, and hardly ever masturbate. I just can't in the shower, I dunno why.  psyduck;

I can't even do it with my hands  gonk;
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