Why'd Hitler commit suicide?

[Pele]

He saw his gas bill. v;

[Selkie]

fuck you.

[Riosan]

I agree with Selkie.

[Samus Aran]

Because he fantasized about his soldiers molesting his corpse and decided to fulfill this fantasy before being captured.

[ncba93ivyase]

 awesome;

fuck you.

I lol at your inability to laugh at tragedies.

[Placebo Headwound]

Eh, wasn't that funny.

[Feynman]

He'd rather kill himself than be killed.

[Wrench]

Go down while he's ahead I suppose.  sweat;

[Andrew1911]

That was fucking hilarous.  china;

[Selkie]

That was fucking hilarous.  china;

You would think so.

aren't you jewish too?

[Andrew1911]

That was fucking hilarous.  china;

You would think so.

aren't you jewish too?

Yeah and I found it funny because I have a sense of humor.

[Selkie]

That was fucking hilarous.  china;

You would think so.

aren't you jewish too?

Yeah and I found it funny because I have a sense of humor.

no, no. I fucking hate that argument. I really do.

If you don't find mocking complete tragedies and having no respect at all for their victims funny, it does not mean you have no sense of humor.

OLOL 9/11 WUZ FUNY CUZ LIKE PPL DIDE OLOL

[Andrew1911]

Hitler killing himself was a tragedy? Selkie, we don't allow anti-semites on to this forum. Please leave no before we force you to leave.

[Feynman]

Hitler killing himself was a tragedy? Selkie, we don't allow anti-semites on to this forum. Please leave no before we force you to leave.

LOL, WE HAVE A NAZI HERE.

[Selkie]

Hitler killing himself was a tragedy? Selkie, we don't allow anti-semites on to this forum. Please leave no before we force you to leave.

leave no what before you force me to leave

and, dumbass, I was talking about the Holocaust in general  suicide;

I swear, sometimes it's like talking to a god damn cinder block.