OH SHI-

[Wrench]

I live in the basement and a spider just came crawling down from the ceiling on a web. I nearly shit myself.
Not scared of spiders, but it came outta nowhere. 

Who else has bug/arachnid problems?

[V]

let it bite you. you might start crawling on walls, and shooting webs out of your wrists.  motherbrain;

[Tomboh]

It's probably radioactive. flower;

[Wrench]

let it bite you. you might start crawling on walls, and shooting webs out of your wrists.  motherbrain;

I already kicked its ass. I hit it with my sock. awesome;

[V]

I already kicked its ass. I hit it with my sock. awesome;

So you gave up your only chance to become a super-hero? You stupid son of a bitch.

[Samus Aran]

I already kicked its ass. I hit it with my sock. awesome;

My eyes are kinda tired, so I didn't read that correctly at first. For a second, I thought you meant you walloped the poor arachnid with your cock.

[Wrench]

So you gave up your only chance to become a super-hero? You stupid son of a bitch.

Trust me. There is plenty of spiders down here. I have unlimited chances.

@Kaz: I lol'd. I should have used that instead.