I am foodically ingenious.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Two ChipsAhoy cookies. A large marshmallow.
I put the marshmallow inbetween the cookies and put it in the microwave. I had smores in under 30 seconds. china;
Are you brilliant with food? flower;

[demonprince]

gay.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

gay.

You're just jealous that I'm better with food than you are. chef;

[Snorkel]

No, not really. Last time I toasted a bagel my toaster caught fire. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

No, not really. Last time I toasted a bagel my toaster caught fire. 

...That just means your toaster sucks.

[j o e i n c]

smores are gross

[Kalahari Inkantation]

smores are gross

so is rice

[Houdini]

I made a turkey-and-ketchup sandwich once. I thought it was pretty revolutionary until I ate it. It tasted like butt sweat.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I made a turkey-and-ketchup sandwich once. I thought it was pretty revolutionary until I ate it. It tasted like butt sweat.

Turkey and ketchup doesn't sound that bad.

[Houdini]

Turkey and ketchup doesn't sound that bad.

That's what I thought, but for some reason it really sucks. Try it yourself if you don't believe me.

[j o e i n c]

so is rice

NO

[Kalahari Inkantation]

That's what I thought, but for some reason it really sucks. Try it yourself if you don't believe me.

I have no turkey.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

NO

ok fine rice is good but w/e

[Snorkel]

Turkey and ketchup doesn't sound that bad.

You shouldn't put ketchup on anything except fries. Maybe hamburgers.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

You shouldn't put ketchup on anything except fries. Maybe hamburgers.

And hot dogs. flower;
And, to tell the truth, I could live without ketchup on my fries. As long as there's at least a little salt.