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Started by Lozal, July 17, 2007, 02:18:28 PM

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Lozal

July 17, 2007, 02:18:28 PM
It turns out that I got my mom into Marilyn Manson. That's awesome, except for the fact that she wants to go to a concert now. I'd love to go, but I can't. You know why?

Well...

Mr. Manson is a Satanist. If my mom knew that, she would be so scared. And he apparently does weird things on stage. Like apparently he sucked some guy's cock or something.

So I want to go, but I can't have my mom witness something like that. I know that she'd have a heart attack 10 minutes into the show.

So what do I do? gonk;
powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone;

Quote from: Pyrate on November 20, 2009, 05:11:08 AM

"You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts."

ncba93ivyase

July 17, 2007, 02:20:40 PM #1
Satanism really isn't bad like everyone thinks.

If he really does do gruesome stuff, have her watch something shitty and gory like Hostel. caterpie;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Feynman

July 17, 2007, 02:20:58 PM #2
Brian Warner is a faggot.

Lozal

July 17, 2007, 02:30:35 PM #3
Quote from: Lawlz on July 17, 2007, 02:20:40 PM
Satanism really isn't bad like everyone thinks.

If he really does do gruesome stuff, have her watch something shitty and gory like Hostel. caterpie;
I know it's not that bad. But my mom automatically thinks that because he worships the being that is "evil" instead of God,  he is bad, too.  china;
powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone;

Quote from: Pyrate on November 20, 2009, 05:11:08 AM

"You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts."

[REDACTED]

July 17, 2007, 02:32:12 PM #4
psst
LOL SOCCER MOM
I do not have HIV/AIDS.

Lozal

July 17, 2007, 02:36:50 PM #5
Quote from: Beautifulpuppy on July 17, 2007, 02:32:12 PM
psst
LOL SOCCER MOM
She let me go to the MCR concert because they don't do anything weird like that, but if she saw Manson...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Also, 900th poast.
powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone;

Quote from: Pyrate on November 20, 2009, 05:11:08 AM

"You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts."

Placebo Headwound

July 17, 2007, 03:28:57 PM #6
Well, you're fucked.

Either tell her he's does crazy shit like that on stage and that he's satanist, or you can let her find out herself.

Tomboh

July 17, 2007, 03:30:28 PM #7
QuoteLike apparently he sucked some guy's cock or something.


Pics for proof.

demonprince

July 17, 2007, 03:48:58 PM #8
Marylin Manson is gay.

Kalahari Inkantation

July 17, 2007, 07:16:53 PM #9

Tomboh

July 17, 2007, 07:19:50 PM #10
Quote from: Kefka on July 17, 2007, 03:48:58 PM
Marylin Manson is gay.
Are you kidding me?

All he did was suck a cock...

Kalahari Inkantation

July 17, 2007, 07:32:17 PM #11
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2007, 07:19:50 PM
Are you kidding me?

All he did was suck a cock...

And that's not gay? :|

Samus Aran

July 17, 2007, 07:37:19 PM #12
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 17, 2007, 07:32:17 PM
And that's not gay? :|


ONLY GAY IF IT'S IN THE ASS

...

Kalahari Inkantation

July 17, 2007, 07:42:56 PM #13
Quote from: Kaz on July 17, 2007, 07:37:19 PM
ONLY GAY IF IT'S IN THE ASS

...

yea rite :|:|:}||:P|:

Daddy

July 17, 2007, 07:43:07 PM #14
Quote from: Kaz on July 17, 2007, 07:37:19 PM
ONLY GAY IF IT'S IN THE ASS

...
If the balls touch. :|
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