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Started by Pele, July 15, 2007, 06:47:10 PM

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Pele

How was your weekend?

Daddy


The artist formally known

OH GOD, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU BOYAH


My 20 year old brother has a house with his girlfriend and about three other guys. This weekend they had a party that I was too lazy to go to and the toilet was up to the rim in poop/diaheria/vomit and my dad had to clean it out. My friend took a picture with his 7.2 mega pixel camera. Pictures will come soon, it was worse then you think.

It was worse then this to be completely serious, srsly. It was the worst thing you've ever imagined. If you've ever been to a Mexican food place when someone just take like 20 burritos and had to really really take a poop and vomit, it would have been that bad, plus some.

I didn't even go to the same part of the house and it still smelt.

My dad used a vacuum cleaner (shop vac, it was liquids, solids, and in betweens in the vacuum) My dad came downstairs like Borat with a bag of poop and threw it outside. He had to use the vacuum about 10 times to get it out. It was awesome.

Turns out he found tampons stuck in the pipes. My brother's girlfriend.





OH GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD BECAUSE SHE WAS MAD ABOUT IT BEING STUCK WITH POOP AND VOMIT


SO FUNNY, I CALLED HER AND BROKE THE NEWS TO HER.

caponehollywood

I lol'd @ reapers stori.

My weekend sucked.
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Pele

Quote from: reefer on July 15, 2007, 06:54:19 PM
OH GOD, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU BOYAH


My 20 year old brother has a house with his girlfriend and about three other guys. This weekend they had a party that I was too lazy to go to and the toilet was up to the rim in poop/diaheria/vomit and my dad had to clean it out. My friend took a picture with his 7.2 mega pixel camera. Pictures will come soon, it was worse then you think.

It was worse then this to be completely serious, srsly. It was the worst thing you've ever imagined. If you've ever been to a Mexican food place when someone just take like 20 burritos and had to really really take a poop and vomit, it would have been that bad, plus some.

I didn't even go to the same part of the house and it still smelt.

My dad used a vacuum cleaner (shop vac, it was liquids, solids, and in betweens in the vacuum) My dad came downstairs like Borat with a bag of poop and threw it outside. He had to use the vacuum about 10 times to get it out. It was awesome.

Turns out he found tampons stuck in the pipes. My brother's girlfriend.





OH GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD BECAUSE SHE WAS MAD ABOUT IT BEING STUCK WITH POOP AND VOMIT


SO FUNNY, I CALLED HER AND BROKE THE NEWS TO HER.


Sounds like a great party. china;

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Quote from: Pele on July 15, 2007, 06:56:23 PM
Sounds like a great party. china;
Wasn't there, some faggots my brother has known for a long time tried to steal his friend's snowboard

Pele

Quote from: reefer on July 15, 2007, 06:59:01 PM
Wasn't there, some faggots my brother has known for a long time tried to steal his friend's snowboard


DID THEY BEAT THEIR ASSES?


Ricky

It was awesome, I went to Islands of Adventure and just went on the thrill rides all day.

Pele

Quote from: Ricky on July 15, 2007, 07:02:23 PM
It was awesome, I went to Islands of Adventure and just went on the thrill rides all day.


OH SHIT DUELING DRAGONS AND HULK.

V

I worked.  pseudo;

Snorkel

Not bad. I had a birthday, made some moneys, finally got one of my saxophones back from the shop, investigated the matter of acquiring a car, went to a couple concerts, and got an old TV (see thead).  caterpie;

Pele

Quote from: Snorkel on July 15, 2007, 07:37:20 PM
Not bad. I had a birthday, made some moneys, finally got one of my saxophones back from the shop, investigated the matter of acquiring a car, went to a couple concerts, and got an old TV (see thead).  caterpie;


Do you have Earthbound?

LCK

Hung out with friends all weekend.
Posted on Boyah.
Listened to music.
I think I just summed it up.

ncba93ivyase

Posted on Boyah.

Damn, your lives all suck. powerofone;

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