SCARY GHOST STORY CONTEST

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol

[6M69I69B9]

My Bidoof fainted in battle with a Ghastly.

[Himu]

Once upon a time.  Their was an ugly barnacle.  He was so ugly, that everyone died.


THE END

[Kalahari Inkantation]

My Bidoof fainted in battle with a Ghastly.

I shat my pants, man. That's so scary. emo;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that the winner of this contest gets 500 luts? v;

[iWolf]

Could you please try to type in english so that we can actually read it?

[6M69I69B9]

Once upon a time.  Their was an ugly barnacle.  He was so ugly, that everyone died.


THE END

I lol'd.

I remember that episode...

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol

[Wrench]

Once upon a time.  Their was an ugly barnacle.  He was so ugly, that everyone died.


THE END

Ah, Sponge Bob. Excellent story. Brought a tear to my eyes.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

MOAR SCARY STORIES

[iWolf]

MOAR SCARY STORIES

I once saw a ghost and he said boo. So I ran away.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

You guys suck at story-telling. emo;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

MOAR SCARY STORIES

I once saw a ghost and he said boo. So I ran away.

story SUX

[Andrew1911]

The Story of Dick, the Fucking Asshole Ghost

Dave was driving along route 42, the normal route he always took when driving home from work and happy hour. He loved this route because it took the scenic view, watching the immense forest packed to the brim with mystery. This would be Dave's last ride. Dave drove along the road and was pleased to see no one else driving. Just like normal. No one ever took this route. All of a sudden, Dave saw a glimpse of something in the road. Sweet tap dancing Jesus, it's a person!

Dave immediatly drove to the right to avoid the man. The tires screeched and Dave went flying off the road and into the forest. He tried to keep control but lost it as he crashed sideways into a tree. He was woozy from the crash but he was all right. He got out of the car to see if the man was all right. He stumbled onto the road but found no trace of the man, He cursed himself. He probably had a few too many drinks. He slowly walked back to his car to grab his cell phone to call for help.

He heard mumbling. Dave turned around. The mumbling stopped. Dave kept walking back to his car. The mumbling grew. Dave began to walk faster. The mumbling increased moreso. Dave began to run. He finally heard a voice, "You will die." Dave pissed himself. He found where he crashed his car but it was not there. Dave screamed in both fear and frustration. Bright lights blinded Dave. He saw his car, staring at him. It was turned on, all by itself.

Dave heard the familar sound of the car accelerating. It was headed straight towards Dave. Dave ran for his life and tried to zig zag to dodge the car but it kept following him... As if someone was driving. Dave came to the edge of an immense cliff. There was no escape. The car stared straight at Dave. This was the end. The car sped up and hit Dave off the cliff. The car followed Dave all the way down. To finish the job, the car exploded with Dave right next to it.

They never found Dave. No one ever found out the truth about the story. For all who embarked on Route 42 never made it back out alive. It just took it's sweet time with Dave.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

The Story of Dick, the Fucking Asshole Ghost

Dave was driving along route 42, the normal route he always took when driving home from work and happy hour. He loved this route because it took the scenic view, watching the immense forest packed to the brim with mystery. This would be Dave's last ride. Dave drove along the road and was pleased to see no one else driving. Just like normal. No one ever took this route. All of a sudden, Dave saw a glimpse of something in the road. Sweet tap dancing Jesus, it's a person!

Dave immediatly drove to the right to avoid the man. The tires screeched and Dave went flying off the road and into the forest. He tried to keep control but lost it as he crashed sideways into a tree. He was woozy from the crash but he was all right. He got out of the car to see if the man was all right. He stumbled onto the road but found no trace of the man, He cursed himself. He probably had a few too many drinks. He slowly walked back to his car to grab his cell phone to call for help.

He heard mumbling. Dave turned around. The mumbling stopped. Dave kept walking back to his car. The mumbling grew. Dave began to walk faster. The mumbling increased moreso. Dave began to run. He finally heard a voice, "You will die." Dave pissed himself. He found where he crashed his car but it was not there. Dave screamed in both fear and frustration. Bright lights blinded Dave. He saw his car, staring at him. It was turned on, all by itself.

Dave heard the familar sound of the car accelerating. It was headed straight towards Dave. Dave ran for his life and tried to zig zag to dodge the car but it kept following him... As if someone was driving. Dave came to the edge of an immense cliff. There was no escape. The car stared straight at Dave. This was the end. The car sped up and hit Dave off the cliff. The car followed Dave all the way down. To finish the job, the car exploded with Dave right next to it.

They never found Dave. No one ever found out the truth about the story. For all who embarked on Route 42 never made it back out alive. It just took it's sweet time with Dave.

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