Devilishly Intrusive Thoughts

[Kalahari Inkantation]

eg,

• 'Huh. Late brother's widow is incredibly hot. '

[ME##]

The call of the void.


I think I've had it most strongly at the Grand Canyon and Golden Gate Bride tbh

[Kalahari Inkantation]

yeah i made sure not to get any closer than maybe like 10 feet from an ACTUAL cliffside when i was at the canyon lol

i thought it was extremely cool though

[Mando Pandango]

eg,

• 'Huh. Late brother's widow is incredibly hot. '

well the good news is that physically, you're clearly her type

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Huh.

[ME##]

I think Popsi''s intrusive thoughts just came out

[Mando Pandango]

i have pretty regularly used boyah as an outlet for my intrusive thoughts, yes

[Mando Pandango]

also i just feel like i need to say this

don't fuck your brother's widow

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I would feel awful every time I saw her because the very first time we met was at her late husband's wake.

for the past few years our interactions had amounted to happenstantial melancholy glances, probably no more than 25 words of polite small talk peppered in

and get THIS: i didn't even know how to pronounce her name lol

[Samus Aran]

one time my stepbrother's wife seriously came onto me, incredibly drunk mind you, at a wedding reception for one of my sisters. it was beyond strange. thankfully i did not particularly have any intrusive thoughts like "i could totally take advantage of this situation rn"

[Kalahari Inkantation]

one time my stepbrother's wife seriously came onto me, incredibly drunk mind you, at a wedding reception for one of my sisters. it was beyond strange. thankfully i did not particularly have any intrusive thoughts like "i could totally take advantage of this situation rn"

jiminy christmas

uuuh does he know this lol

[Samus Aran]

one time my stepbrother's wife seriously came onto me, incredibly drunk mind you, at a wedding reception for one of my sisters. it was beyond strange. thankfully i did not particularly have any intrusive thoughts like "i could totally take advantage of this situation rn"

jiminy christmas

uuuh does he know this lol

i didnt directly tell him. but i think he knows it might have been something like that. he was told by multiple people that she was being really strange was waaayyyy past gone by that point of the night and he had to come and get her off the dance floor and take her home lol. and i've heard she's been a bit unfaithful when really drunk in the past, so.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[spoiler]

but is she hot tho

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[Samus Aran]

nah not really, not ugly per se but she definitely does not have the body to make up for the plain jane face

granted, it seems like i'm always fucking (or dating AND fucking) people who look completely different, so i dont seem to have a very solid foundation for what i find attractive in people. but still. she's not very attractive inside or out.