Fools, do not stand against me

[6M69I69B9]

Boyaholics, this is not true. None of this is true. I had never met this man in my life. Sure, I may have robbed a bank here and there but I was not partners with this charlatan! Attack, I say! Attack!

Why do I have a picture of you and me robbing the bank in Florida, Andrew? Are you trying to tell me I somehow cloned you? Come clean and I will have your death somewhat less painful than I originally intended.

Fine, I betrayed you. The money was too good not to betray you. But, I will not back down against you, motherfucker. I'm going to force you to eat the shit from your Samoan army. I also know of the Samoan who I ordered to kill you... He's in your army, Dave. You're doomed.

Stop talking to yourself.

[1191werdnA]

Boyaholics, this is not true. None of this is true. I had never met this man in my life. Sure, I may have robbed a bank here and there but I was not partners with this charlatan! Attack, I say! Attack!

Why do I have a picture of you and me robbing the bank in Florida, Andrew? Are you trying to tell me I somehow cloned you? Come clean and I will have your death somewhat less painful than I originally intended.

Fine, I betrayed you. The money was too good not to betray you. But, I will not back down against you, motherfucker. I'm going to force you to eat the Shet from your Samoan army. I also know of the Samoan who I ordered to kill you... He's in your army, Dave. You're doomed.

Oh, I know. He was delicious, by the way.

[1191werdnA]

Boyaholics, this is not true. None of this is true. I had never met this man in my life. Sure, I may have robbed a bank here and there but I was not partners with this charlatan! Attack, I say! Attack!

Why do I have a picture of you and me robbing the bank in Florida, Andrew? Are you trying to tell me I somehow cloned you? Come clean and I will have your death somewhat less painful than I originally intended.

Fine, I betrayed you. The money was too good not to betray you. But, I will not back down against you, motherfucker. I'm going to force you to eat the Shet from your Samoan army. I also know of the Samoan who I ordered to kill you... He's in your army, Dave. You're doomed.

Stop talking to yourself.

I hate you. You'll be the first to die.

[ncba93ivyase]

They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.

I am in his house.

Not possible.

[Himu]

Oh no!!! The other dimension is coming to destroy us!!!!

[6M69I69B9]

Boyaholics, this is not true. None of this is true. I had never met this man in my life. Sure, I may have robbed a bank here and there but I was not partners with this charlatan! Attack, I say! Attack!

Why do I have a picture of you and me robbing the bank in Florida, Andrew? Are you trying to tell me I somehow cloned you? Come clean and I will have your death somewhat less painful than I originally intended.

Fine, I betrayed you. The money was too good not to betray you. But, I will not back down against you, motherfucker. I'm going to force you to eat the Shet from your Samoan army. I also know of the Samoan who I ordered to kill you... He's in your army, Dave. You're doomed.

Stop talking to yourself.

I hate you. You'll be the first to die.

K.  

[1191werdnA]

They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.

I am in his house.

Not possible.

Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...

DIE, YOU TYRANT!

[Wrench]

Why are you in his house? Fucking the wife then going for the kill?

[C.Mongler]

Guys, seriously, quit fucking taking my lunch from the fridge. I had to drive all the out to Subway today because some fucker took my lunch again. God damn it.

[ncba93ivyase]

They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.

I am in his house.

Not possible.

Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...

DIE, YOU TYRANT!

ANJEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[Andrew1911]

They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.

I am in his house.

Not possible.

Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...

DIE, YOU TYRANT!

Oh, God! Don't you even dare try to stab me, you bastard! Ha, you could never stab anyone, Dave... Thanks for the knife! PREPARE TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!

[1191werdnA]

They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.

I am in his house.

Not possible.

Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...

DIE, YOU TYRANT!

Oh, God! Don't you even dare try to stab me, you Bostard! Ha, you could never stab anyone, Dave... Thanks for the knife! PREPARE TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!

Your technique is strong... But... IT IS NO MATCH FOR MY ROBOT PUNCH!

[Andrew1911]

They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.

I am in his house.

Not possible.

Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...

DIE, YOU TYRANT!

Oh, God! Don't you even dare try to stab me, you Bostard! Ha, you could never stab anyone, Dave... Thanks for the knife! PREPARE TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!

Your technique is strong... But... IT IS NO MATCH FOR MY ROBOT PUNCH!

OH, FUCK! NOT ROBOT PUNCH! God... You broke a rib... Oh, yeah? Taste cold steel, bitch!

*Stabs Dave in the heart*

[1191werdnA]

They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.

I am in his house.

Not possible.

Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...

DIE, YOU TYRANT!

Oh, God! Don't you even dare try to stab me, you Bostard! Ha, you could never stab anyone, Dave... Thanks for the knife! PREPARE TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!

Your technique is strong... But... IT IS NO MATCH FOR MY ROBOT PUNCH!

OH, Fock! NOT ROBOT PUNCH! God... You broke a rib... Oh, yeah? Taste cold steel, Botch!

*Stabs Dave in the heart*

No... My plans... I have failed... I am not finished yet... I have placed... A fail-safe... When I die, I will explode... Prepare to die, you son of a bitch. I'm going to slice my throat to make the process complete. Good-bye, Andrew1911. Mwha, ha, ha!

*Slices throat*

[Andrew1911]

They share the same IP... THIS MAN IS CLEARLY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.

I am in his house.

Not possible.

Oh, it is possible... I am going to kill him myself...

DIE, YOU TYRANT!

Oh, God! Don't you even dare try to stab me, you Bostard! Ha, you could never stab anyone, Dave... Thanks for the knife! PREPARE TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!

Your technique is strong... But... IT IS NO MATCH FOR MY ROBOT PUNCH!

OH, Fock! NOT ROBOT PUNCH! God... You broke a rib... Oh, yeah? Taste cold steel, Botch!

*Stabs Dave in the heart*

No... My plans... I have failed... I am not finished yet... I have placed... A fail-safe... When I die, I will explode... Prepare to die, you son of a bitch. I'm going to slice my throat to make the process complete. Good-bye, Andrew1911. Mwha, ha, ha!

*Slices throat*

*Static*