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Started by Pele, June 18, 2007, 05:09:22 PM

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Pele

June 18, 2007, 05:09:22 PM
You know how they tell you to call the doctor if you have an erection lasting over 4 hours after taking a Viagra?

Screw that, I'd call the doctors wife, or my girlfriend. If I have one lasting that long, God's trying to tell me something.

iWolf

June 18, 2007, 05:14:40 PM #1
I've never taken viagra so I wouldn't know.

V

June 18, 2007, 05:15:50 PM #2
I know, right? Long loving is looooooooong.

Feynman

June 18, 2007, 05:16:14 PM #3
WHAT ABOUT CUMMING?

The artist formally known

June 19, 2007, 01:47:38 AM #4
How would you pee? You guys have obviously never had a boner and had to pee, it fucking sucks  psyduck;

V

June 19, 2007, 01:48:06 AM #5
Quote from: Reaper on June 19, 2007, 01:47:38 AM
How would you pee? You guys have obviously never had a boner and had to pee, it fucking sucks  psyduck;


I know the feeling. It goes everywhere, and is hard to get it to come out.

The artist formally known

June 19, 2007, 01:57:52 AM #6
Quote from: V on June 19, 2007, 01:48:06 AM
Quote from: Reaper on June 19, 2007, 01:47:38 AM
How would you pee? You guys have obviously never had a boner and had to pee, it fucking sucks  psyduck;


I know the feeling. It goes everywhere, and is hard to get it to come out.
Best just to take a shower but even then it hurts  psyduck;

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June 19, 2007, 03:46:35 AM #7
Quote from: Reaper on June 19, 2007, 01:47:38 AM
How would you pee? You guys have obviously never had a boner and had to pee, it fucking sucks  psyduck;
I've had to experience it before too..(morning wood lol ) All I had to do was lean in front of it, but even then it was kinda hard not to miss...  gonk;
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Hyper

June 19, 2007, 03:50:15 AM #8
if you can't control your penus you don't deserve it


owait maybe that's just because i'm uncircumcised lol

caponehollywood

June 19, 2007, 07:51:16 AM #9
Quote from: Reaper on June 19, 2007, 01:47:38 AM
How would you pee? You guys have obviously never had a boner and had to pee, it fucking sucks  psyduck;

That hurts so much. gonk;
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June 19, 2007, 08:05:15 AM #10
Quote from: Hyper on June 19, 2007, 03:50:15 AM
if you can't control your penus you don't deserve it


owait maybe that's just because i'm uncircumcised lol
 


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6M69I69B9

June 19, 2007, 08:07:16 AM #11
Quote from: Reaper on June 19, 2007, 01:47:38 AM
How would you pee? You guys have obviously never had a boner and had to pee, it fucking sucks  psyduck;
It sucks so much, because it goes everywhere and it hurts.
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Eru_Roraito

June 19, 2007, 08:10:48 AM #12
God's probably telling you your too old to have sex.  pseudo;
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Sports1

June 19, 2007, 08:21:01 AM #13
Quote from: iWolf on June 18, 2007, 05:14:40 PM
I've never taken viagra so I wouldn't know.

Wrench

June 19, 2007, 10:20:35 AM #14
Quote from: Reaper on June 19, 2007, 01:47:38 AM
How would you pee? You guys have obviously never had a boner and had to pee, it fucking sucks  psyduck;

Takes like 5 minutes. I fucking hate that.
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