lol joke tiem

[anus]

So there are 3 midgets. They are all reading the Guinness Book of World Records, and they are really fascinated. They all say that they wish they can get into the record books. So they go to the doctor to get measured.

While they were waiting, one of the midgets was messing around with his hands. He then realized, "My family has a reputation for very small hands. I'll see if I have the smallest hands in the world". While he is in, the other 2 midgets wait anxiously for the results.

When he gets out, the 2 midgets say, "Did you get in?". The midget says, "Yeah, I got in. I have the smallest hands in the world". One of the midgets, out of anger, kicked the table. He then realized, "My family has a reputation for the smallest feet in the world. I'll see if I have the smallest feet in the world". So he goes in, and the other 2 midgets wait anxiously.

When he comes out, the 2 midgets say, "Did you get in?". The midget says, "Yeah, I did. I have the smallest feet in the world". Soon, after they settled down, the 3rd midget started itching his PENUS. He then realized, "My family has a reputation for the smallest PENUS's in the world. I'll see if I have the smallest PENUS in the world". He went in, and the other 2 midgets waited impatiently.

When he came out, the 2 midgets said, "Did you get in?". The midget then looked at both of them, and said, "Who the hell is Milad?".

[C.Mongler]

tl;dr

[LCK]

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

[Wrench]

All I can really say is  burned;.

[heltar]

pics or it didn't happen

[Daddy]

That is the best joke ever.

[Lozal]

That's one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while.

[Tomboh]

Sage this man.

[Himu]

lul

[Houdini]

That was quite possibly the worst joke I've ever been unfortunate enough to read.

[YoshiGal7]

That was actually a good one. Oh, and burned;

[C.Mongler]

wait, wut?  edumacate;

[demonprince]

wait, wut?  edumacate;

Milad has the smallest penis in the world.

[C.Mongler]

wait, wut?  edumacate;

Milad has the smallest penis in the world.

Pics or gtfo

[caponehollywood]

Winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin.