ITT Post Pickup Lines

[Wrench]

"Can I borrow your library card cause I want to check you out"
"The word is legs so spread the word"
Those are my personal favorites. Post some pick up lines.  flower;

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

dun rly get it.

[Placebo Headwound]

"Are you a Pokemon Trainer? Because you're making my Metapod use harden."

[YoshiGal7]

"Are you a Pokemon Trainer? Because you're making my Metapod use harden."

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

"Are you a Pokemon Trainer? Because you're making my Metapod use harden."

funny how mtapod is always named penus lol

[Wrench]

Well all it does is get harder when my pokemans hit it. v;

[Silverhawk79]

Are you a geologist? Beause you're ugly. v;

[Ace Of Blades]

Bond. James Bond.

[Wrench]

Are you a geologist? Beause you're ugly. v;

I don't get it.  edumacate;

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

Are you a geologist? Beause you're ugly. v;

I don't get it.  edumacate;

Me neither.

[ClassicTyler]

"Hey baby. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in."

[Wrench]

Bond. James Bond.

You sir win.  flower;

[C.Mongler]

HEY! LISTEN!  navi;

[mariofreak55]

if your left leg was christmas, and your right leg was new years, could I visit you between the holidays?

You should be a farmer. you're real good at raising cocks.

caterpie;

[Wrench]

if your left leg was christmas, and your right leg was new years, could I visit you between the holidays?

You should be a farmer. you're real good at raising cocks.

caterpie;

I like that holiday one. IZ NIZE!