I have cupcake in my hair.

[Necro]

HA HA YOU JERKED OFF TO DEAD KITTENS YOU SICK, SICK FUCK

No, but I wanted to.

How the hell did you of all people make me lol?

cuz im sizlin'

[Houdini]

Here's a fun game: Every time someone says "lol", replace it with "spontaneously ejaculate".

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Here's a fun game: Every time someone says "spontaneously ejaculate", replace it with "spontaneously ejaculate".

[YoshiGal7]

I say we save this thread for the lulz. china;

[Houdini]

I say we save this thread for the spontaneous ejaculations. china;

[Silverhawk79]

cupcakes look like short fat penises

I'm going to think of that when I eat cupcakes now.

[YoshiGal7]

I say we save this thread for the spontaneous ejaculations. china;

Holy shit, that's perfect.

[Houdini]

Holy shit, I spontaneously ejaculated.

I spontaneously ejaculated, seriously. grin;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

cupcakes look like short fat penises

I'm going to think of that when I eat cupcakes now.

I spontaneously ejaculated. china;

[ncba93ivyase]

cupcakes look like short fat penises

I'm going to think of that when I eat cupcakes now.

I spontaneously ejaculated. china;

You killed it, dumbass.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

cupcakes look like short fat penises

I'm going to think of that when I eat cupcakes now.

I spontaneously ejaculated. china;

You killed it, dumbass.

no u

[Andrios]

I got my hair in my mouth while eating a sammich today.

I cried.

He did too.

[Houdini]

I got my hair in my mouth while eating a sammich today.

I cried.

He did too.

Who did what?

[Andrios]

I got my hair in my mouth while eating a sammich today.

I cried.

He did too.

Who did what?

He got a hair in his mouth, and he cried.

[heltar]

I want to manually violate kittens with a rusty eggbeater.

Oh sure, now he says it. Right AFTER I finish jerking off. emo;

Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit