how scared are you?

[strongbad]

on valentine's day my gf and i walked a couple miles to a movie (it was a nice eve) and we decided to swing by a grocery store for snacks. i had been drinking some wine and felt confident and fearless and decided to buy a bag of grocery store popcorn that i would then conceal under my shirt and appear to be slightly heavier to the ticket person who would be none the wiser. the movie theater was downtown and there was a police officer standing inside (i imagine to ward off the homeless). i was shifting my bag of popcorn around under my shirt and my gf mentioned that the police officer was lookign at me. i proceeded to go outside, put the bag of popcorn on the ground, go inside, and buy a bag of $8 movie theater popcorn. in hindsight i may have overreacted

[C.Mongler]

i lied to the court about my jury duty excuse cuz its the week i might go to a wedding but i havent made plans yet and they want my proof lol

probs not actually gonna go to the wedding cuz its expensive as fuck to fly now so im hoping if i just actually show up to the jury duty per usual they wont care that i made up an excuse to begin with lol

plz i dont want to go to jail for a maximum of 5 days

[strongbad]

i lied to the court about my jury duty excuse cuz its the week i might go to a wedding but i havent made plans yet and they want my proof lol

probs not actually gonna go to the wedding cuz its expensive as fuck to fly now so im hoping if i just actually show up to the jury duty per usual they wont care that i made up an excuse to begin with lol

plz i dont want to go to jail for a maximum of 5 days

i've always thought that it would be to have been to jail at one point and skipping jury duty seems like the most harmless way the get there

[C.Mongler]

i assume they would hit me with some level of a fine on my literal first offense for anything ever


but again i intend to show up so hopefully it will not be an offense at all idk lol

[tommy_no_ice]

u freaking littert bro!!!

[strongbad]

u freaking littert bro!!!

nah i think the popcorn went to a good home

[Mando Pandango]

i don't often try to get away with shit but when i do i just commit, idk it's not that hard

[Thyme]

i jaywalk that's about it lmao

ACAB, and as such i try to avoid them as much as possible

[YPrrrr]

Ha that's such an innocent funny story

Idk I've had a bunch of drug experiences but I've never actually bought the stuff personally because I'm paranoid every single dealer is just an undercover cop.

In terms of being scared for some reason as a kid I would get scared some murderer would be waiting upstairs for us to get home. So I always waited for another family member to go up first so I could see if they got murdered first. Idk I'm weird

Also I check my mail like once a month I'm surprised I've never missed a jury summons by accident yet

[tommy_no_ice]

id be more scared of missing them bills LOL

[6M69I69B9]

lmao being a closet case towards everyone in my work place except my friend is kinda scary but we're both always dying just talking about some close calls

so most of my dept is full of guys and well actually everybody in the store always talks about the women going around all the time.  so eventually my manager starts popping up questions like "youve seen anyone you like here,"  "how many relationships have you been in?", and one other team member actually told my friend that he thought i was gay bc he asked me "dam dis gurl looks fine" and im like "she's ok" bc im just a generally honest guy LMAO

and so yeah whenevr my friend and i get together, he tells me shit like what the other coworker said and how my manager has asked him multiple times if im gay.  and he usually makes shit on the spot, he's in charge of my str8 profile LMAO we're just dying in the back

but i mean i dont really mind outing myself though tbh but idk i just wwouldn't like certain interactions with my family- not that theyd have an issue w/ it but idk, im more concerned about how awkwardly they're gonna take it.  but anyone else, shit idgaf

also working in a home impr store is kinda kool bc you see all of these hot contractors i otherwise would never meet if i didnt work there.  and i always steal a glance LMAO damn im lame

[Nyerp]

a lotta people would be scared here. a lotta people would scared, and i'll name 'em

[Hiro]

i'm scared of everything all the time

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I am not afraid

[Samus Aran]

i'm scared of everything all the time