little dick energy

[C.Mongler]

can't ask for help at the department store?
get stuck holding the door open for a family of 20 at the applebees?
buy your ex girlfriend some dinner before she goes to see her new man?

hands up if u got that little dick energy

[Nyerp]

catch these hands

[Thyme]

the first one yeah

but if i can't find something it's the store's fault smh

[C.Mongler]

the first one yeah

but if i can't find something it's the store's fault smh

thats true
but maybe its also our little dick's fault

[YPrrrr]

The 2nd one is just being polite

[C.Mongler]

The 2nd one is just being polite

if you had a big dick, after the first three you'd be like fuck this door shit bruh i got places to be
little dick will hold the door even long after their own family has loaded up in the car and left to go home 

[YPrrrr]

Big dicks need not concern themselves with acting a certain way to prove their big dickitude

Dropping the door on kids or ladies is rood idc

[strongbad]

ypr you're sounding a little defensive about the whole little dick thing

[ME##]

LittleDickEngergy is feeling like your half-ton pick up truck isn't big enough so you have to install a 10" (how big you wish your pen15 was) lift to it

[C.Mongler]

little dick energy is not wanting to see the gay rats on arthur get married

[YPrrrr]

ypr you're sounding a little defensive about the whole little dick thing

defensive about literally everything tbh

A 5 year old could call me a stupid poopyhead and I'll seethe for hours

[YPrrrr]

little dick energy is not wanting to see the gay rats on arthur get married

Rats and aardvarks together? In my America???

[ClassicTyler]

Me.


I am the little dick energy.