PotD: Did you get that text from Trump?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[Samus Aran]

nope

[Mando Pandango]

Nah

[The artist formally known]

Yeah I got that shit

[don't let's]

So why were people freaked out over it?

[YPrrrr]

Yeah I got it at the same time I was on the phone with someone and we both laughed about it

I was warned about it happening though so it didn't surprise me

[ME##]

Mine was about ten minutes delayed. The mass hysteria over it is unbearable though.


Though I'm excited when it gets used to tell us we're all being nuked

[The artist formally known]

I for one welcome the nukes

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i got it right on the minute, after having just that morning been informed that it was coming lol

I hope those of you who didn't get it reported it to your carriers as you were supposed to.

[Daddy]

no cuz i was in china

[don't let's]

no cuz i was in china

Did you put microchips in boyah's server and all of boyah's posts?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

mfw he thinks they weren't there already

[The artist formally known]

no cuz i was in china

Did you put microchips in boyah's server and all of boyah's posts?

Please stay away from metal detectors for your own safety. Try saying you have a plate in your head.

[Travis]

yea i got that text from orange trump. hold up im about to spit something

yea
uh huh
donald trump
more like take a dump
on your orange face
cuz your a disgrace
you act like such a dummy
and aint shit funny
cuz the world still be laughig
while u sittin there clappin
like a dumbass baby seal
u make americans feel
like we got a stupidhead as president
but it wasnt no accident
donald, we hate u
we aint gonna thank u
for ur hideous representation
of this beautiful nation
cuz we know deep down
u act like a clown

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Bernie 2020

[don't let's]

mfw he thinks they weren't there already

no cuz i was in china

Did you put microchips in boyah's server and all of boyah's posts?

Please stay away from metal detectors for your own safety. Try saying you have a plate in your head.

So it turns out the microchips were implanted in us all along.