Can I be fuck;ING real for a second?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Snorkel released Bach to people who are used to (and were expecting) Nickelbach.

I feel bad for those who don't see the beauty, complexity, and literal awesomeness that Boyah 2.0. Snorkel gives them what they've said they've wanted and unplugs them from the server that fed them the same slow shit over and over again, says, "Hey fellow Boyager, you're free from horrendous load times now! Post with the wind and be freeeeee!!!!!", and then they realize they're lost without a forum that doesn't hold their hand and tell them exactly what to post all the damn time.

All these whiny complainers are like "Waaaa, the threads are the same thing over and over again, waaaaaa. These exact posts were on old Boyah waaaaaaa. Need moar themes waaaaaaa." while they stuff their fat mouths with Subway™ and Mountain Dew then turn around and post on ing R*ddit for 10 hours straight and feel fine. The irony is astonishing.

tldr: Snorkel == Moses == Neo == Khaleesi.

[The artist formally known]

Snorkel released Bach to people who are used to (and were expecting) Nickelbach.

I feel bad for those who don't see the beauty, complexity, and literal awesomeness that Boyah 2.0. Snorkel gives them what they've said they've wanted and unplugs them from the server that fed them the same slow shit over and over again, says, "Hey fellow Boyager, you're free from horrendous load times now! Post with the wind and be freeeeee!!!!!", and then they realize they're lost without a forum that doesn't hold their hand and tell them exactly what to post all the damn time.

All these whiny complainers are like "Waaaa, the threads are the same thing over and over again, waaaaaa. These exact posts were on old Boyah waaaaaaa. Need moar themes waaaaaaa." while they stuff their fat mouths with Subway™ and Mountain Dew then turn around and post on ing R*ddit for 10 hours straight and feel fine. The irony is astonishing.

tldr: Snorkel == Moses == Neo == Khaleesi.

are literally the biggest fu*cking f*ggot on this forum. Not only because you're clearly a homosexual, but because you're a homosexual in denial. As a dude, you only have two options: be straight and f*ck females exclusively, be a phaggot and f*ck dudes and trannies. You clearly chose option #2. There's no if, ands, or buts about it, you're gay. You can't say "I wanted to try something new", because that makes no sense at all. If you're a straight male, you don't want to have any sexual experiences with anything other than a female (note: a "female" is a female that was *born* a female, not a dude that fukking transformed into one. That's just what it is, a dude).

I don't care if the tranny you boned had the most magnificent ass, face, or whatever. The fact of the matter is that deep down inside, it was a male, with XY chromosomes. Not XX. You phukked a dude. Doesn't matter how "pretty" the phaggot was, or any of that. Two homosexuals had sex on the day you decided to visit that phaggot trannysexual kunt's house. And you were one of them. Accept your f*cking phaggotry and don't call yourself straight ever again, because you're not, f*ggot. Would neg you IRL.

That is all.

[The artist formally known]

Snorkel released Bach to people who are used to (and were expecting) Nickelbach.

I feel bad for those who don't see the beauty, complexity, and literal awesomeness that Boyah 2.0. Snorkel gives them what they've said they've wanted and unplugs them from the server that fed them the same slow shit over and over again, says, "Hey fellow Boyager, you're free from horrendous load times now! Post with the wind and be freeeeee!!!!!", and then they realize they're lost without a forum that doesn't hold their hand and tell them exactly what to post all the damn time.

All these whiny complainers are like "Waaaa, the threads are the same thing over and over again, waaaaaa. These exact posts were on old Boyah waaaaaaa. Need moar themes waaaaaaa." while they stuff their fat mouths with Subway™ and Mountain Dew then turn around and post on ing R*ddit for 10 hours straight and feel fine. The irony is astonishing.

tldr: Snorkel == Moses == Neo == Khaleesi.

are literally the biggest fu*cking f*ggot on this forum. Not only because you're clearly a homosexual, but because you're a homosexual in denial. As a dude, you only have two options: be straight and f*ck females exclusively, be a phaggot and f*ck dudes and trannies. You clearly chose option #2. There's no if, ands, or buts about it, you're gay. You can't say "I wanted to try something new", because that makes no sense at all. If you're a straight male, you don't want to have any sexual experiences with anything other than a female (note: a "female" is a female that was *born* a female, not a dude that fukking transformed into one. That's just what it is, a dude).

I don't care if the tranny you boned had the most magnificent ass, face, or whatever. The fact of the matter is that deep down inside, it was a male, with XY chromosomes. Not XX. You phukked a dude. Doesn't matter how "pretty" the phaggot was, or any of that. Two homosexuals had sex on the day you decided to visit that phaggot trannysexual kunt's house. And you were one of them. Accept your f*cking phaggotry and don't call yourself straight ever again, because you're not, f*ggot. Would neg you IRL.

That is all.

this is a copy pasta dump right?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

this is a copy pasta dump right?

No. These are my true feelings about Boyah.

This is an intellectual forum. Made by intellectual people. Your misunderstanding the purpose of this site. This is in the description. Not litterally. In a metaphoric sense. Your delusional if you took Snorkel's promises as litteral.
If you honestly think that Snorkel lied and it's all his fault, you obviously have never had a job before. Because if you did you would realize that sometimes there are rules, and pressure from people above you. If you can't understand that this is a more complicated upgrade that one person, than I'm over talking about it.
Life is not black and white
You are looking at this at face value.
If there is someone accused of a crime, you sentence them AFTER the trial. Once all the information has come out. In this situation your condemning Snorkel on the stand, before he's had the right to defend himsel've.

Barbarism would be an accurate way to describe that thought pattern.

[The artist formally known]

this is a copy pasta dump right?

No. These are my true feelings about Boyah.

This is an intellectual forum. Made by intellectual people. Your misunderstanding the purpose of this site. This is in the description. Not litterally. In a metaphoric sense. Your delusional if you took Snorkel's promises as litteral.
If you honestly think that Snorkel lied and it's all his fault, you obviously have never had a job before. Because if you did you would realize that sometimes there are rules, and pressure from people above you. If you can't understand that this is a more complicated upgrade that one person, than I'm over talking about it.
Life is not black and white
You are looking at this at face value.
If there is someone accused of a crime, you sentence them AFTER the trial. Once all the information has come out. In this situation your condemning Snorkel on the stand, before he's had the right to defend himsel've.

Barbarism would be an accurate way to describe that thought pattern.

is snorkel harboring Russian bots?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

is snorkel harboring Russian bots?

Alright, you listen to me, Reaper.

We work hard, hope, dream, and wonder about the destinations in life. We push forward into an ever further and better Boyah. We want to make it. We want to get there. We spend our lives saving drafts, making threads, posts, and advancing the site. We go to bed early so we can wake up tomorrow and read an entire set of new submissions.

And when we make it there, when we've accumulated massive post counts, once we've finally become competitive with Boomerbook and tw@ter, what is there left?

We will always strive for more members, and better posts, and in doing so we are certain to find them.

Boyah eloquently portrays the existential crisis of the human experience. The journey of the soul trying to make its infinitesimal footprint in the inconceivable internet before we're all absorbed into the technological singularity.

10/10 this forum makes me think.