subway in a halfshell:

[Kalahari Inkantation]

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[YPrrrr]

There is a designated amount of meat they are supposed to give you

You can have as many veggies as you want tho

[Kalahari Inkantation]

There is a designated amount of meat they are supposed to give you

You can have as many veggies as you want tho

i know that lol, it's not the meat i take issue with

it's specifically the veggies i'm complaining about

>ask for olives on a footlong

>get not even one whole olive's worth of olive slices

[YPrrrr]

There is a designated amount of meat they are supposed to give you

You can have as many veggies as you want tho

i know that lol, it's not the meat i take issue with

it's specifically the veggies i'm complaining about

>ask for olives on a footlong

>get not even one whole olive's worth of olive slices

The standard for olives is 4 olive slices per 6 inch

Yeah it's p. retarded I know lol. I just always did a good pinch and took shit from the boss later if they cared to

[Kalahari Inkantation]

absolutely ridiculous, why even bother offering them at all

and then i'm forced to stammer-beg for more while looking away from the attractive young female Sandwich Artist™'s incredulous, judgemental expression of disgust in absolute shame, choking back tears of embarrassment all the while

How DARE I request more than two slices of olive or three leaves of spinach in a restaurant that boldly claims I can have as many veggies as I desire.

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You used to work there? [/spoiler]

[YPrrrr]

absolutely ridiculous, why even bother offering them at all

and then i'm forced to stammer-beg for more while looking away from the attractive young female Sandwich Artistâ,,¢'s incredulous, judgemental expression of disgust in absolute shame, choking back tears of embarrassment all the while

How DARE I request more than two slices of olive or three leaves of spinach in a restaurant that boldly claims I can have as many veggies as I desire.

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You used to work there? [/spoiler]

Yes lol after I got my masters

The spinach is supposed to be measured by ounces but no one knows how that works so then it's just the sandwich artist fucking you over

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[spoiler]

You used to work there? [/spoiler]

Yes lol after I got my masters

rofl

How typical.

The spinach is supposed to be measured by ounces but no one knows how that works so then it's just the sandwich artist fucking you over

>p-plz mor oliv
>p-plz mor spinag
>p-plz just a bit more mayo

*get shot an angry glare*

and now everyone's time is wasted, all the staff hate me, and i leave the place in a sad slouch feeling fat and greedy and annoying and like even more of a miserable sack of slop than the sandwich itself is

[silvertone]

owned