boyah boomers club

[ME##]

Idk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.

I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man

hey at least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet

[strongbad]

one of my biggest priorities has become getting a well paying job that will help me save for retirement

[ME##]

one of my biggest priorities has become getting a well paying job that will help me save for retirement

Fuck Boomers and Gen X for fucking every subsequent generation by forcing the meme of university upon everyone

[YPrrrr]

Idk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.

I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man

t least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet

Ugh why does straight sex have to be so dangerous gay people have all the luck

[ME##]

Idk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.

I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man

t least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet

why does straight sex have to be so dangerous gay people have all the luck

lol considering that hiv is a thing I'd say no

[YPrrrr]

Idk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.

I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man

t least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet

why does straight sex have to be so dangerous gay people have all the luck

onsidering that hiv is a thing I'd say no

I was definitely kidding because being gay historically sucks

[ME##]

Idk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.

I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man

t least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet

why does straight sex have to be so dangerous gay people have all the luck

onsidering that hiv is a thing I'd say no

s definitely kidding because being gay historically sucks

i know but literally that is the logic for everyone being gay (in the West) now lol

[YPrrrr]

Idk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.

I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man

t least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet

why does straight sex have to be so dangerous gay people have all the luck

onsidering that hiv is a thing I'd say no

s definitely kidding because being gay historically sucks

w but literally that is the logic for everyone being gay (in the West) now lol

Wait really lol

[ME##]

Idk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.

I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man

t least you can't get a woman preggers if you haven't finished puberty yet

why does straight sex have to be so dangerous gay people have all the luck

onsidering that hiv is a thing I'd say no

s definitely kidding because being gay historically sucks

w but literally that is the logic for everyone being gay (in the West) now lol

really lol

just look at reddit/tumblr/Twitter

[Kalahari Inkantation]

just look at reddit/tumblr/Twitter

but i actively try to avoid this

[Kalahari Inkantation]

boomer behavior: specifically requesting $2 bills from the bank because the reactions you get when paying with them are amusing

In fact, that's possibly the only reliable means I'm aware of to get positive reactions out of people from me.

and it's not even that reliable, you can probably only do it once or twice at the same location before it becomes 'oh god, here comes that weird creep asshole who thinks he's cool for paying with $2s again' lol

[ClassicTyler]

I have a nice circular bald spot on the back of my head. My front is already starting to peak with a receding hairline (which is why I keep my hair long on top...).

I's rather go to bed early and wake up at 4 am, than go to bed late and wake up late.

I need heavy amounts of fiber to keep me both regular and free of hemorrhoids.

I'm on 5 different prescriptions.

Along with white hairs on my head, I also have them on my eyebrows.

I have extremely long nose hairs and ear hairs I have to keep trimmed on a regular basis.

I have a "musk" when I first wake up (which is why I shower first thing in the morning).


I'll have to think of more as I go.

[The artist formally known]

boomer behavior: specifically requesting $2 bills from the bank because the reactions you get when paying with them are amusing

In fact, that's possibly the only reliable means I'm aware of to get positive reactions out of people from me.

and it's not even that reliable, you can probably only do it once or twice at the same location before it becomes 'oh god, here comes that weird creep asshole who thinks he's cool for paying with $2s again' lol

e is this game store in the central coast that MAKES SURE they pay you back in $2 bills, i never knew until like 4 years after first going there because i dont buy stuff and when i do its credit card.

when they gave it to me the first time i was like "oh this is your guys thing huh?" and he was like "yeah we have someone go to the bank all the time and they have a deal with us to give them to us" and i was like "oh okay"

[Kalahari Inkantation]

just pulled another off-color strand out

this one is particularly disturbing

it's light brown at the tip, not nearly as saturated a black as the rest of my hair is, and gradually fades to white as it gets closer to the root

It's like it just ran out of ink.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

currently hate everyone